Is this the offending calf Goldy?

If so …..... then I know this Halal butcher that can take care of it for you, and you’ll be back walking the fairways by the weekend.

I think you’ll find Goldy is very fond of small furry animals

I think you’ll find Goldy is very fond of small furry animals

Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarves are not happy
Ed Rayner
It’s hard to leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt….and who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?
Ed Rayner

And duct tape.

From the “private collection” ... of Goldendelicious.

And this, from his “after five” range.

From what I hear, this could be coming to a golf course near you …....... so be afraid …....... be very afraid!!

....... And finally, this one, which was taken just a couple of years ago.

A young Mrs Goldy …..... off to the local bowls club “bee n eff” night ….... to support her man ….... the raging hot favourite to take out the “Best Clubman” award.

Lovely use of duct tape there Goldeneye, or was that Versace duct tape?

Thanks for the game today Goldenstaf!

You can pay the $1000 however you like, but 7 working days preferred mate. :)

Ps where was my invite to the Goldy manor? Goldy?

You don’t drop in as frequently these days Malarkos.

Hidden Valley will see your return to the fold?

Thanks for the game today Goldenstaf!

You can pay the $1000 however you like, but 7 working days preferred mate. :)

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

Reinstated as Assistant forum moderator due to popular demand (of 1).

And YOU can bite my hairy old @rse, Eagle Boy.

Double or nothing at HV.

And Gaz – where did you get access to the duct tape photos?

I thought the St Kilda schoolgirl told me she’d deleted them.

$2k hey? You might be biting my arse mate.

Hold that, no arse biting at all.

Just the money.

Interesting day today – a hit with Stink, Russ and G-Mac at Forest Gump Resort.

Very tight golf course – accuracy off the tees imperative.

The 3 wood was behaving itself mostly today, and I was getting into the fairway mostly. Only to sometimes TOTALLY screw the pooch with the next shot.

Stink got an EAGLE on the 10th – pitched in with his third from about 80 metres (?) – was that about right Stink?

G-mac with an interesting day – 20 points on the front, and a NAGA-like 4 on the back.

Russ and I with 29 each.

The calf (not the one in Gaz’s photo) survived the day – G-Mac and I were in a cart – and just as well because the joint was pretty hilly.

Thanks to Stink and Russ for the day – hopefully we get out again pretty soon. I’ll try to keep the Iron-Mick-like waggles to a minimum!

87 on the dot mate.

That 3W and you are sexy, that hit on the 13th?? Water 210 on right, you middle FW 220 plus down, beaut shot buddy.

Great day, buggered now.

Thanks mate – yeah, that was definitely the highlight for me.

Not hard to remember your own personal highlight, Eagle Boy.

Hold on… Lets not gloss over the furry animals and duct tape comments! This may need further dialogue.

Oh….I’m sure there will be more than the thread’s fair share of that not-a.

And whatever anyone else is throwing out.

Sorry we diverted momentarily to golf.

It’s a fad that won’t catch on.

my retarded dwarf mate with no legs and no arms, born without a head and no bottom, will smash you

is this me stink??i reckon i still have a head here some where

Golf? WTF are we talking about golf for? On a golf forum? That just seems so boring.
This is the place I come to get education and contemplate life’s vicissitudes.

Visicc….er …..vississ…. cviss….

You want to do what now?

Is that legal?

Even on the mainland?

Visicc….er …..vississ…. cviss….

You want to do what now?

Is that legal?

Even on the mainland?

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific….Ed Rayner

Not if its wearing a school uniform. French maid’s outfit is fair game!

I defer to the man with the more alluring avatar.

I had a vissisitude once….

And then of course, there’s dead-fish-guy…...

I had a vissisitude once….

Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarves are not happy
Ed Rayner
It’s hard to leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt….and who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?
Ed Rayner

The closest I got to the above was a vasectomy ;-D