good read goldenfinger

Thanks Muzza.

Now waiting to hear from an assessor – discovered leaking something causing a big bubble in the ceiling of the lounge.

Another excess payment on the way.

So – I’m moving around today, feel like someone has stabbed me in the calf.

Off to the physio, where I’m told I’ve got small tear(s) in the muscle – so looks like I’m back to being Cartman again for a few weeks.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific….Ed Rayner

I prefer this one – was my avatar for a while when I did my achilles last year.

I thought you might have gone for the one with his Truncheon out..

Off to play at the Forest Resort in Creswick with Stink, Russ and a mate from work (G-Mac) on Friday. Really looking forward to it.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific….Ed Rayner

Played at the Forest Resort, Creswick yesterday Goldy. Prefered lies through the green. Greens were fairly slow considering the PGA was there last week. We used carts and in “your condition” you had better get one as well because it’s a fair walk.

Out of the 40 odd players there yesterday only one guy managed to play to his handicap. Me…....26 points and I lost interest towards the end. Long way to go for a shit game but at least I can say I’ve played it.

That’s disappointing to hear, Francie.

We were hoping that the week after the PGA the place would be in tip top condition.

Oh well….

We have a cudo deal – so I’m back in a cart. Not exactly happy with the idea. But better than not playing at all.

Pfft, don’t be fags, toughen up a little, try concrete instead of sperm etc etc.

It’s a tough course, enjoy the challenge, go for it, who cares.

And in saying that, if I don’t have fun it’s your fault Goldy and I’ll bloody smash you.

You smash Goldy then I’ll smash you Stink. Gaybo.
Spring Valley in two weeks Cartman. Perhaps you could get Stink to massage your calf with some form of lubricating fluid. For medicinal purposes of course

Yeah well if you smash me then my retarded dwarf mate with no legs and no arms, born without a head and no bottom, will smash you cause you are a piss weak Byron hippy faggy fishy lovey dovey piss arse poof.

Now THIS is where I saw the thread going.

Please continue.

Yeah well if you smash me then my retarded dwarf mate with no legs and no arms, born without a head and no bottom, will smash you cause you are a piss weak Byron hippy faggy fishy lovey dovey piss arse poof.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

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Because it needed to be quoted.

You push me any more Goldenreciever and your fag hippie buddy and you will be cleaning your teeth by shoving ya toothbrush up ya f’n arse!

And that’s only when you can remove each others heads.

Yeah well if you smash me then my retarded dwarf mate with no legs and no arms, born without a head and no bottom, will smash you cause you are a piss weak Byron hippy faggy fishy lovey dovey piss arse poof.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

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You need to come out of your shell, Stink. Learn to speak your mind and don’t hold back.

It’s hard NAC’s, I’m a shy type.

Welcome to the ponderosa, n-a-c.

Feel free to drop in anytime.

Apologies for Stink’s manners – he farts whenever someone new enters the room.

Shy and a Princess. And you lived in Byron before I did so that makes you the First Poof so stop riding Goldy…. Leave….Goldy….Alone!!!!!
(Unless you have lube)

It’s hard NAC’s, I’m a shy type.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

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I picked that. You’ve always struck me of being the shy type. Just gotta let go now and then.

You’re so considerate, LB.

Bringing Ed down next week?

Welcome to the ponderosa, n-a-c.

Feel free to drop in anytime.

Apologies for Stink’s manners – he farts whenever someone new enters the room.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific….Ed Rayner

Well, thanks there pardner… What’s Hop Sing cooking up tonight? I just might mosey on over to the corral and clean up a little before planting a big sloppy one on my hoss before putting him to bed for the night.

Beans.

Ain’t gonna remedy the whole “Stink situation” any time soon.

I miss Ed!!!

If he’s not down this time, it’s time for a recon mission to extract Ed from LB’s kyhber.

Lube.

Ps where was my invite to the Goldy manor? Goldy?

Definitely brining Ed. He’s got the window seat on the plane