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Pissed myself laughing during the week.
Pulled up at the traffic lights, RH lane. Young bloke pulls up in his red Holden to my left. His window is down and his arm is along the window sill. He has that ‘I think I’m cool’ look with tatts on his arm. One just peeping below the sleeve of his T shirt.
But along his forearm, starting from above the elbow and extending nearly to his wrist, in a stylish font and large letters is the expression “Forever Greatful”.
Obviously neither he nor his tattooist did well at school.

 

Pissed myself laughing during the week.
Pulled up at the traffic lights, RH lane. Young bloke pulls up in his red Holden to my left. His window is down and his arm is along the window sill. He has that ‘I think I’m cool’ look with tatts on his arm. One just peeping below the sleeve of his T shirt.
But along his forearm, starting from above the elbow and extending nearly to his wrist, in a stylish font and large letters is the expression “Forever Greatful”.
Obviously neither he nor his tattooist did well at school.

Fixed OB :)

I don’t have an attitude – I’m just right!!

 

Small world OB,
Was just about to start a thread about 2/3 of Australian women in their 20s having tattoos.

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A mate of mine has ‘Made in Australia’ along his forearm. Pity the bogan had this done whilst on holiday in Thailand.

 

What is it with tats and body piercing. Why do they do it?

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Pissed myself laughing during the week.
Pulled up at the traffic lights, RH lane. Young bloke pulls up in his red Holden to my left. His window is down and his arm is along the window sill. He has that ‘I think I’m cool’ look with tatts on his arm. One just peeping below the sleeve of his T shirt.
But along his forearm, starting from above the elbow and extending nearly to his wrist, in a stylish font and large letters is the expression “Forever Greatful”.
Obviously neither he nor his tattooist did well at school.

Fixed OB :)

I don’t have an attitude – I’m just right!!


What a wayneker

 

im thinking of having another tat on my forehead with stylish font which will read

icantfuckingputt !

 

remember to get it done backwards Welly so that you are reminded of your poor stroke everytime you shave.

 

Like the comedy Welly …. Gold

“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.”

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yes .. my 3 partners were rather amused yesterday .. i suggested doing great harm to said putter !.. they agreed and said it may well improve my stroke if the shaft had a dog leg .

 

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Was just about to start a thread about 2/3 of Australian women in their 20s having tattoos.

the greatest game ever played
First Life Member of the Secret Squirrel Society.

Because people like copying each other …

 

Wow, I thought I was the only person left in the entire country who does not get the tattoo thing. just been on beaching holidays, and was astounded at how many people have tatts. Good looking woman in a bikini, turn around and they have a skull with a dragon fighting Darth Vader cleaved to the left breast reaching out from under the swim suit. Why, oh why?

 

Wow, I thought I was the only person left in the entire country who does not get the tattoo thing. just been on beaching holidays, and was astounded at how many people have tatts. Good looking woman in a bikini, turn around and they have a skull with a dragon fighting Darth Vader cleaved to the left breast reaching out from under the swim suit. Why, oh why?

one wonders why more blokes aren’t getting into this job

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Consultancy….if you’re not part of the solution, there’s big bucks to be made prolonging the problem.

 

I love tatts, you all sound like old fogeys.

What about all the people copying each other by not having tatts? Pfft, who cares. Love or hate em it’s your own body, paint it or don’t, none of my business.

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I love tatts, ...

What about all the people copying each other by not having tatts? Pfft, who cares. Love or hate em it’s your own body, paint it or don’t, none of my business.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

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Agree Stink. The sooner the dills colour themselves in completely … Don’t leave a patch of bare skin I say!!

 

I love tatts,

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

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+1

It makes it easier to identify the dickheads without having to hear them speak.

The monkey’s breath smells like fish.

 

Ha, so people with tatts are dills and dickheads. What a sad bunch of stereotypes you guys throw around.

Funny, I’ve seen quite a few total dickhead bogans without a single tat, they must be in disguise? Tricky bastards.

But no, you’re right, it’s an obvious correlation of intelligence and ink. Smart people write with ink and dumb ones paint themselves with it.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

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Couldn’t care less what blokes do but I think it’s a shame to see a pretty young lady with a freaking great Hello Kitty plastered on their arm, gunna look a bit sad when she’s 40 is all.

the greatest game ever played
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SEQ Captain.

 

Ha, so people with tatts are dills and dickheads. What a sad bunch of stereotypes you guys throw around.

Funny, I’ve seen quite a few total dickhead bogans without a single tat, they must be in disguise? Tricky bastards.

But no, you’re right, it’s an obvious correlation of intelligence and ink. Smart people write with ink and dumb ones paint themselves with it.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

Assistant forum moderator, servant to MADAM

This bloke would agree Stink.

 

Couldn’t care less what blokes do but I think it’s a shame to see a pretty young lady with a freaking great Hello Kitty plastered on their arm, gunna look a bit sad when she’s 40 is all.

the greatest game ever played
First Life Member of the Secret Squirrel Society.

We all look a bit sad by then Waffs :)

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

Golden Stubby winner VIC OOM #2 HV

 

I love tatts,

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

Assistant forum moderator, servant to MADAM

+1

It makes it easier to identify the dickheads without having to hear them speak.

Anyone who takes more than 4 hours to play a round of golf should be strung up by the testicles and taken to with a taser.

i have quite a few tats.. all but one signify something in my life thats very special to me .. talking of speaking.. u should think urself lucky that you still can !

 

Couldn’t care less what blokes do but I think it’s a shame to see a pretty young lady with a freaking great Hello Kitty plastered on their arm, gunna look a bit sad when she’s 40 is all.

the greatest game ever played
First Life Member of the Secret Squirrel Society.

We all look a bit sad by then Waffs :)

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I really don’t stink so,,,,,,

First Hole in one, 30/12/11.

Assistant forum moderator, servant to MADAM

I’m two legged proof of that guys

On subject; I dont understand the full on sleeves and body coverage, but reckon many people express whats important to them through ink.
Good luck to them

 

I quite like them.
Saw a very attractive 20 something girl walking down Fitzroy last week. Stopped at the lights and she went across the crossing in front of me.
She had on a short tshirt and a miniskirt.
Also had a full sleeve on her right arm, half on her left, a couple on her legs and a acorker on her belly around to her back.
And it suited her.
She was shit hot

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Yep, tattoos are great. Love them. Everyone should colour themselves in. Skulls, bats, cobwebs. The more the merrier.

Seriously. If you don’t look like this, you’re not cool.

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