The Flu Season

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To avoid it
Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day,

Go for a swim,

Take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.

Wash your hands often.
If you can’t, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.

OR

Take the doctor’s approach. Think about it…..
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol…
Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So…....

I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka…(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh….(eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)

The way I see it…

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
Flu germs Can’t get you!
As my grandmother always said,
‘A shot in the glass
Is better than one in the arse!’

Live Well -

Laugh Often -

Love Much

Golf forever, work never!
 

lol Luci – one would have to agree with that!

Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
 

I’m with you Luci…. Plus eat plenty of chillies. Good for the heart, not so good for the ring….

The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish…..
 

mm
 

I’m obviously not eating enough of em. I ended up with the flu.

Formerly known as Dk87.
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