The Nun in Hooters

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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.

The place was
hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while

‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out,
the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when
the revelers saw the nun,

the room went dead silent.

She walked
up to the bartender, and asked,

‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue
of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case,
I’ll just look the other way,’
said the
nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !

She went to the
bartender and said,
‘Sir, I don’t
understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because
I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know
you’re one of us,’

said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’
said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the
bartender, ‘
every time someone lifts
the fig leaf on that statue,
the lights
go out.

Now, how about that drink?’

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

 

Haha nice one.

1-L, it is all there my friend.

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Good one socks! lol

 

Pay that one Socks!!!

A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all. :(

No one who ever had a lesson would have a swing like mine

Lee Trevino

 

Curiosity not only killed the cat, but disappointed the nun it seems.

golf an infinite journey

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