Ok. We all have our dirty little secrets. Its nothing to be embarassed about.

Some, of course, have more than others. Here is the opportunity to confess them for the benefit of all other ISG posters. For example, you may like Paulie Shore movies, or even thought that Showgirls was a half decent show (I know I did). Or perhaps when the Bay City Rollers are in town you are front and centre at their concerts. Or maybe you just barrack for Essendon

To get the ball rolling, I will go first; I quite like country music. When I stumble across it on the radio I turn it up load and sing along (but only in the car). I think it has a lot to offer.

What's yours?

I hate dogs.

Can't stand them, even the cute ones and the obedient manly working ones.

Can't stand it when peoples lives are dominated by their dogs. Can't stand tradies that take their dogs to work as some sort of status symbol or chick magnet/macho re-enforcement. Can't stand how 80% of the local paper is taken up by what dogs are allowed to do where.

I can understand them for people that are lonely or have no friends, but that is no excuse now that we have the internet

...but cats are worse!

Jack,

I quite enjoyed Showgirls as well.

The lap dance that the star of the flick gave to that other moll while her boyfriend was watching was top shelf.

QUOTE: Upanddown23 @ Apr 4 2007, 08:16 PM

Jack,

I quite enjoyed Showgirls as well.

The lap dance that the star of the flick gave to that other moll while her boyfriend was watching was top shelf.

Thats the spirit. Here's another one.

The mere thought, let alone the smell of canned tuna makes me ill. Nothing else does it to me but canned tuna. If you ever play me for money open up a can of tinned tuna on the first tee. You will win 10/8. I dont know how anyone can eat that stinky sh1t. Its my kryptonite.

Oh my... Jack is my blood brother.

Tuna... in fact, any fish on the menu, makes my blood run cold. I see red... I tremble... If a utensil has been near fish in preparation of food, then I'll crack it. Especially the stinky stuff; tuna, salmon etc. I get outrageously cranky and feel cornered if we go out with friends and 9/10's of the menu is fish, the rest is the crappily made steak to cater for non fish eaters, and kiddies meals.

This is a confession because it's not a reaction I can control. I'm sorry world.

I enjoy the crap that Jack drinks (Stones).

QUOTE: Fishman Dan @ Apr 4 2007, 08:28 PM

Oh my... Jack is my blood brother.

Tuna... in fact, any fish on the menu, makes my blood run cold. I see red... I tremble... If a utensil has been near fish in preparation of food, then I'll crack it. Especially the stinky stuff; tuna, salmon etc. I get outrageously cranky and feel cornered if we go out with friends and 9/10's of the menu is fish, the rest is the crappily made steak to cater for non fish eaters, and kiddies meals.

This is a confession because it's not a reaction I can control. I'm sorry world.

That's a touch hypocritical coming from a man called 'Fishman'.

H R Puff 'n' Stuff is the most terrifying TV show I have ever seen. I still can't stand to watch it. Those talking trees were pure evil and just freak me out, even these days...

QUOTE: Upanddown23 @ Apr 4 2007, 08:34 PM

That's a touch hypocritical coming from a man called 'Fishman'.

Oh, the irony...

Confession 2: I don't mind going fishing, but I won't eat anything I catch... not that I catch anything. The Fishman reference is a name that stuck one silly, drunken night.

No.. not that drunken.

I like to watch Quizmania.

It's mainly in the vain hope there will be a nipple-slip or something equally as memorable, but the girls usually lull me to sleep in no time. I'm always asleep before that Brodie bogan comes on.

one of the most erotic things i have seen happened to be on ABC's Play School! yep Monica Trapiga all bound up and pretending to be a worm. talk about horny! kids thought there was something wrong with me. i told em they would understand one day

i feel better already. now to do penance.

i also like country music.

Have recently found myself singing along to Fleetwood Mac in the car... not sure if this is worrying or not?!

I pick my nose.

I don't eat seafood.

There are some foods I don't eat, and I tell people I don't like - despite never ever having tasted them at all (prawns for example).

I always take my shirt off when I take a dump.

QUOTE: Moe @ Apr 4 2007, 10:03 PM

I always take my shirt off when I take a dump.

Ok, needs to be asked. Collateral damage?

QUOTE: antonio @ Apr 4 2007, 08:58 PM

one of the most erotic things i have seen happened to be on ABC's Play School! yep Monica Trapiga all bound up and pretending to be a worm.

Antonio, I remember that one. The song was "I'm a Slug". Far and away the sexiest thing I've ever seen on TV.

Moe, way too much info mate.

QUOTE: Moe @ Apr 4 2007, 10:03 PM

I pick my nose

There are some foods I don't eat, and I tell people I don't like - despite never ever having tasted them at all (prawns for example).

Doesn't everyone do these?

Ok, needs to be asked. Collateral damage?

Nah mate, just hate sitting around 10 minutes later and getting a turd smell that was trapped inside my shirt waft up through the collar.

Doesn't everyone do these?

dunno, does eating it make it worse?

Moe,

Every thought the shirt might not be the problem?

Jack,

Tragically I own a Scotty Cameron putter. I know it's an over priced, over rated copy of a Ping that represents all I hate in golf (style over substance) but it's sits so well... Pity I still can't putt.

JJ

Moe - i think it's time you stopped tucking your shirts into your undies.

JJJ, I feel your embarrasment... I've got a driver with the letters O-U-R on it... straight after the T.

There have been days this year where I could have played the Old Course (for free), but couldn't be bothered because it was too cold...

QUOTE: AndyA @ Apr 4 2007, 10:45 PM

There have been days this year where I could have played the Old Course (for free), but couldn't be bothered because it was too cold...

ok i thought i didn't like you before, now i really hate you !!!

QUOTE: Boonie @ Apr 4 2007, 08:13 PM

I hate dogs.

Can't stand them, even the cute ones and the obedient manly working ones.

Can't stand it when peoples lives are dominated by their dogs. Can't stand tradies that take their dogs to work as some sort of status symbol or chick magnet/macho re-enforcement. Can't stand how 80% of the local paper is taken up by what dogs are allowed to do where.

I can understand them for people that are lonely or have no friends, but that is no excuse now that we have the internet
...but cats are worse!

You're a top bloke Boonie.
Dogs

SUCK

What's up with cats though? Cats Rock

Anyway my confession - I dig fat chicks

^^^

that was a joke

^^^

Being serious though,I like listening to Patsy Cline.

The bit about the fat chicks was a joke.Not the bit about the dogs.

The average dog is a wanker.

QUOTE: Jack @ Apr 4 2007, 08:37 PM

H R Puff 'n' Stuff is the most terrifying TV show I have ever seen. I still can't stand to watch it. Those talking trees were pure evil and just freak me out, even these days...

This show freaked me out as a kid, and still does. The witch and the talking flute??!

I am a breast man first second and third.