Little help please folks…
I’m after one (or more) of those novelty t-towels that explain the game of cricket in that most amusing and counter-repetetive way. Does anyone know where, or which website, I can get it/them from?
Grateful any hints.
Thanks

For those of you who can’t remember the torturing of the great game it goes something like this:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out,
and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.

When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in
and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out,
and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both
sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Search eBay for cricket explained tea towel

I tried posting the link but it didn’t work.
Strangely enough it’s located in the US

Now that is funny… and disturbingly accurate.

And just shows how utterly stupid the game is.

You are a moron tol.

You are a moron tol.

The Batman Never Dies

Look in the mirror, I think you might find another one.

And just shows how utterly stupid the game is.

I will break 90 this year.

It is NOT my age.

It is NOT for 9 holes.

The game of cricket has got nothing on man on man bathrobe wrestling.

Lol
This doesn’t look like a fair fight

You are a moron tol.

The Batman Never Dies

Look in the mirror, I think you might find another one.

I will break 90 this year.

It is NOT my age.

It is NOT for 9 holes.

What a retort. I thought with all your life experience you may have a better mastery of the witty riposte.

No witty retort required required, you area tit of the first order. I shall no longer reply to your crap.

And just shows how utterly stupid the game is.

I will break 90 this year.

It is NOT my age.

It is NOT for 9 holes.

The game of cricket has got nothing on man on man bathrobe wrestling.

Have you come here to play Jesus, with the leopards in your head

Have to be fluffy bathrobes Bump.

Lol
This doesn’t look like a fair fight

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Human shamrock

Nothing fair in Love and ISG :)

And just shows how utterly stupid the game is.

I will break 90 this year.

It is NOT my age.

It is NOT for 9 holes.

You have made this point in any number of threads about cricket.

Whilst you may be correct (you surely must be due to be right about something) it is getting a little tiresome for me as I happen to like the sport.

Can we just assume that if anyone starts a thread about cricket that your response will be similar to what is quoted and hence there is no further requirement to post it?

No witty retort required required, you area tit of the first order. I shall no longer reply to your crap.

I will break 90 this year.

It is NOT my age.

It is NOT for 9 holes.

I will continue to reply to your crap so you know whenever you are being a moron.

And just shows how utterly stupid the game is.

I will break 90 this year.

It is NOT my age.

It is NOT for 9 holes.

You have made this point in any number of threads about cricket.

Whilst you may be correct (you surely must be due to be right about something) it is getting a little tiresome for me as I happen to like the sport.

Can we just assume that if anyone starts a thread about cricket that your response will be similar to what is quoted and hence there is no further requirement to post it?

MWRLFC Premiers 2013

Assume what you will. I am not stopping you watching it.

Geez, thanks for this Tol
really helped me find what I am after.
I’m not asking you to like the game…just do you have some particular information.
You don’t…thanks for your help.

Seems a few people think you are a bit of knob tol.