Unexpected headlines from England

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Now here are a couple of headlines that I really, really, really never expected to see come out of the current Ashes tour:

“Australia off to a shakey start”
“Australian tail wags to save upper order”
“Watson injured: in doubt for first test”
“Ponting fails as upper order disappointing”

could be a long hot summer coming up

 

Early days, dont get to worried yet

 

Now here are a couple of headlines that I really, really, really never expected to see come out of the current Ashes tour:

“Australia off to a shakey start”
“Australian tail wags to save upper order”
“Watson injured: in doubt for first test”
“Ponting fails as upper order disappointing”

could be a long hot summer coming up

You never expected to see

“Watson injured in doubt for first test”?

That bloke injurers himself before he gets out of bed.

And its just a tour game so don’t get too concerned.

Headline I want to see

Brett Lee pulls heart muscle. Expected to F off and make Bollywood movies.

 

Now here are a couple of headlines that I really, really, really never expected to see come out of the current Ashes tour:

“Australia off to a shakey start”
“Australian tail wags to save upper order”
“Watson injured: in doubt for first test”
“Ponting fails as upper order disappointing”

could be a long hot summer coming up

You never expected to see

“Watson injured in doubt for first test”?

That bloke injurers himself before he gets out of bed.

And its just a tour game so don’t get too concerned.

Headline I want to see

Brett Lee pulls heart muscle. Expected to F off and make Bollywood movies.

How can you pull something you dont have ?

 

Guess he couldn’t do a brain injury then either.

 

Guess he couldn’t do a brain injury then either.

HAHHAHAHA

 

“Lee’s menstrual cycle comes early, out of opening test with stomach cramps”

Is that my mate’s ball in the bunker, or is the bastard on the green?

 

“Lee learns how to bowl line and length”

Like that would happen

Shootin in the 90s but aiming to improve

 

Lee finds some swing

the greatest game ever played

 

Lee finds some swing

the greatest game ever played

With Lara and Clarkey?

 

Oh with the ball.

 

“Lee’s menstrual cycle comes early, out of opening test with stomach cramps”

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf. ~Robert Lynd

Harsh…........but fair.

 

Ponting makes all the right calls, proves worth as captain.

Australia uncover world class all-rounder

Shootin in the 90s but aiming to improve

 

Ponting makes all the right calls, proves worth as captain.

Australia uncover world class all-rounder

Shootin in the 90s but aiming to improve

I thought we wanted unexpected. Not impossible.

We did have a world class allrounder. He pissed it against the wall though.

 

Selectors Opt for Youth Policy

Shootin in the 90s but aiming to improve

 

David Boon’s 52 can record tumbles as Ferguson arrives in UK

 

Hauritz Takes a Wicket for less than 100 runs.

 

Hauritz takes a wicket

 

Hauritz takes a wicket

What do you write such dribble, I find that this bloke took a wicket highly offensive !!

 

Sorry HP i’m no understand

 

Hes just kidding TeeR

the greatest game ever played

 

Hauritz 0/98 against Sussex

the greatest game ever played

 

What I have noticed is that over the past couple of months, or so, is that BeeLee has got better and better, and better and better at…
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finding the middle of the bat.

So what would be the headline…thinks

try

Binger bowls no-no balls

 

Hauritz retires after mammouth 1 wicket haul in warm up game. Wanted to go out on top

The journey is the reward, not the destination

 

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