Poor Bob

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Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,
and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes
him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Bob! How ya doin?’

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.

‘Oh no,’ says Bob. ‘He’s in my bowling league.’

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he’d like his usual and brings
over a Toohey’s New.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ‘How did she
know that you drink Toohey’s New?’

‘I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club.’

I always have a New at the end of the 1st nine, honey.’

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,
starts to rub herself all over him and says,

‘Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?’

Bob’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter
word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, ‘Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch
this time.’

BOB’s funeral will be on Friday.

Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

"SNIOP"

 

I like that one!

 

Good one Ditty, wrong section of the forum though me thinks.

The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish.....

 

Good one Ditty, wrong section of the forum though me thinks.

The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish…..

yup

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I don’t know if the forum is that wrong. Perhaps the guru has some real insights on what Bob did wrong.

 

His swinging was his problem and seems he had a bad lie.

 

His swinging was his problem and seems he had a bad lie.

Gem of a reply guru. Probably spent too much time concentrating on sticking it in the wrong hole as well.

The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish.....

 

See what happens when you win Lotto? Bob had too much time and money on his hands.

Do you think he died of a stroke while scratching around for a good excuse after all those good scores.

 

His swinging was his problem and seems he had a bad lie.

Ha! Loved that one. Great post Ditty.

1-L, it is all there my friend.

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Good one Ditty, wrong section of the forum though me thinks.

The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish…..

yep – wrong one – was a little under the affluence but honestly believed that Guru could have some answers for Bob ;-)

Political Correctness is doctrine fostered by a delusional minority and by the media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

"SNIOP"

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