you know who you are…...

you sick bastard

shame on you….

my ex misses and her friends still cringe over what you used to do….

boys will be boys, but the sick shit you used to do when we were not home is just wrong….

you should be on a list somewhere

Are you trying to be funny now?

Diversion tactics because you are ashamed at being found out?

Can you do better than that?

mate most people on here know who I am,

check the local boards out…...

I dont need to hide anything champ…..

i am what i am, I always have been,

thats the soul reason why i get pissed with people that claim to be something that they are not. Like people that claim that they were pro’s but infact have never been a pro, etc…....

Hey chipshot you should change your name to cheapshot.

Glad to finally see why you are speaking such crap against hack and his OPINION.

An old wound that you are too ashamed to handle face-to-face like a real man would. Disgraceful in my opinion.

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

i am what i am, I always have been

And you always will be.

Perhaps the most truthful thing you have ever said here.

Sums you up PERFECTLY

But it doesnt excuse your bahaviour in the past.

And as for the undies sniffing story, which no doubt you have made up to cover your tracks, I doubt anyone if falling for that nonsense. If you think thats me, why don’t you just come out and say who it is then??? Don’t be a coward..

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

no no no,

him and his mate blowy man, would be too weak to front up….

or maybe they both drive the same old mans hand me down merc….

who knows who sleeps with who’s ip’s these days, it’s so unprotected, bareback and disgusting…..

lol

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

no no no,

him and his mate blowy man, would be too weak to front up….

or maybe they both drive the same old mans hand me down merc….

who knows who sleeps with who’s ip’s these days, it’s so unprotected, bareback and disgusting…..

lol

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

You love a made up insult without any substance what so ever.

But humour me, what would be achieved if we were to ever meet?

thats too bad

It’s just killing you inside that I know who you are, know all about your murky past in amateur golf and yet your drunken brain can’t remember who I am…

think, hackpro, think…you should be able to work it our old chum…

i am what i am, I always have been

And you always will be.

Perhaps the most truthful thing you have ever said here.

Sums you up PERFECTLY

But it doesnt excuse your bahaviour in the past.

And as for the undies sniffing story, which no doubt you have made up to cover your tracks, I doubt anyone if falling for that nonsense. If you think thats me, why don’t you just come out and say who it is then??? Don’t be a coward..

ok, lets have a truth session then….

1. I have never been given letter or word of warning from any golfing committee, executive, managing director, member, pro shop staff or superior at any public or private gold club in my entire 25 or more years of playing golf….. I can categorically say that.

so Im curious as to why you would believe my behaviour was so bad…....

I’d Like to Invite any person here that has played with me recently , in the past, previously or in fact at anytime that can qualify a round with me that I have shown abnormally bad behaviour on the golf course? sure we can all get frustrated, but im talking real deal here…..

give it up… justify it, be honest come forward and back the undie sniffer…...

I dont buy it, it’s not my style and never has been…..

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

no no no,

him and his mate blowy man, would be too weak to front up….

or maybe they both drive the same old mans hand me down merc….

who knows who sleeps with who’s ip’s these days, it’s so unprotected, bareback and disgusting…..

lol

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

You love a made up insult without any substance what so ever.

But humour me, what would be achieved if we were to ever meet?

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drinking whisky and wine…..

you know how it goes….

and then after the round we can both try and jump start you old mans merc off the corona parked next to it…....

dont forget the egg and lettuce club sandwiches, all washed down with a weak cold latte….

whoops i nearly fell through the deck again! my bad.

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

no no no,

him and his mate blowy man, would be too weak to front up….

or maybe they both drive the same old mans hand me down merc….

who knows who sleeps with who’s ip’s these days, it’s so unprotected, bareback and disgusting…..

lol

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

You love a made up insult without any substance what so ever.

But humour me, what would be achieved if we were to ever meet?

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

just a pleasant 18 on your shithouse greens and bunkers mate, chatting about the old times,

drinking whisky and wine…..

you know how it goes….

and then after the round we can both try and jump start you old mans merc off the corona parked next to it…….

dont forget the egg and lettuce club sandwiches, all washed down with a weak cold latte….

whoops i nearly fell through the deck again! my bad.

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

Lay off the tinnies and pies then tubby.

Guy opinions are like arseholes every one has one, so just read it and move on….some people also say that any feedback is good feedback..

so Im curious as to why you would believe my behaviour was so bad…….

I’d Like to Invite any person here that has played with me recently , in the past, previously or in fact at anytime that can qualify a round with me that I have shown abnormally bad behaviour on the golf course?
give it up… justify it, be honest come forward
I dont buy it, it’s not my style and never has been

It’s all here on film big boy…some things just never change. Once a bogan, always a bogan.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...;

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

no no no,

him and his mate blowy man, would be too weak to front up….

or maybe they both drive the same old mans hand me down merc….

who knows who sleeps with who’s ip’s these days, it’s so unprotected, bareback and disgusting…..

lol

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

You love a made up insult without any substance what so ever.

But humour me, what would be achieved if we were to ever meet?

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

just a pleasant 18 on your shithouse greens and bunkers mate, chatting about the old times,

drinking whisky and wine…..

you know how it goes….

and then after the round we can both try and jump start you old mans merc off the corona parked next to it…….

dont forget the egg and lettuce club sandwiches, all washed down with a weak cold latte….

whoops i nearly fell through the deck again! my bad.

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

Lay off the tinnies and pies then tubby.

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

agreed, my wife tells me that all they time..,LOL

problem for you and your club is one of the guys that cracked your deck and nearly fell through that corroded, rotten shitpile is about 70 kgs only…...

now, you have obviously tried to cheap out in the past, evident by the garbage replacement strips of reeded merbau , but at least nail them down properly…...

mate stop trying to deny it, its an honest review of you below par bowl…..

yes it had the stature, mate I used to hunt around that track monthly playing….

I used to bag that track every year at the masters, I seen it come and ago, prolly before you were itching in your daddies pants….

chill out, you aint got it, its not it anymore (as of last friday), accept it, you deal garbage like a wank on here all the time, now someone steps up gives an honest review of your course which currently is nowhere…....

suck it up princess, not all that glitters is gold you know…..

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

no no no,

him and his mate blowy man, would be too weak to front up….

or maybe they both drive the same old mans hand me down merc….

who knows who sleeps with who’s ip’s these days, it’s so unprotected, bareback and disgusting…..

lol

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

You love a made up insult without any substance what so ever.

But humour me, what would be achieved if we were to ever meet?

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

just a pleasant 18 on your shithouse greens and bunkers mate, chatting about the old times,

drinking whisky and wine…..

you know how it goes….

and then after the round we can both try and jump start you old mans merc off the corona parked next to it…….

dont forget the egg and lettuce club sandwiches, all washed down with a weak cold latte….

whoops i nearly fell through the deck again! my bad.

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

Lay off the tinnies and pies then tubby.

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

agreed, my wife tells me that all they time..,LOL

problem for you and your club is one of the guys that cracked your deck and nearly fell through that corroded, rotten shitpile is about 70 kgs only……

now, you have obviously tried to cheap out in the past, evident by the garbage replacement strips of reeded merbau , but at least nail them down properly……

mate stop trying to deny it, its an honest review of you below par bowl…..

yes it had the stature, mate I used to hunt around that track monthly playing….

I used to bag that track every year at the masters, I seen it come and ago, prolly before you were itching in your daddies pants….

chill out, you aint got it, its not it anymore (as of last friday), accept it, you deal garbage like a wank on here all the time, now someone steps up gives an honest review of your course which currently is nowhere…….

suck it up princess, not all that glitters is gold you know…..

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

Haven’t you already said that? Like I’ve already said, lucky for you (and us) you won’t have to bother playing it again.

so Im curious as to why you would believe my behaviour was so bad…….

I’d Like to Invite any person here that has played with me recently , in the past, previously or in fact at anytime that can qualify a round with me that I have shown abnormally bad behaviour on the golf course?
give it up… justify it, be honest come forward
I dont buy it, it’s not my style and never has been

It’s all here on film big boy…some things just never change. Once a bogan, always a bogan.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…;

blahahahaha, greatest round ever…...

you are a pretender…...

copy and paste a link to a pubic well known video of me in the holden scramble…..

LOL,,

funny stuff…...

you could have searched ISG for that video, there were a few threads on it, its been around for a while…..

so whats your point?

I dont get it?

a few blokes having fun around the course on a fun relaxed day???
so…...are we not allowed to have fun? are we not allowed to be cool? and superb at skill, calibre and execution at the same time?

or should we all be in the clubhouse talking over a pilchard sandwich washed down with a ginger beer, whilst discussing how to refill the ball washers….

mate give up, you aint got it.

so Im curious as to why you would believe my behaviour was so bad…….

I’d Like to Invite any person here that has played with me recently , in the past, previously or in fact at anytime that can qualify a round with me that I have shown abnormally bad behaviour on the golf course?
give it up… justify it, be honest come forward
I dont buy it, it’s not my style and never has been

It’s all here on film big boy…some things just never change. Once a bogan, always a bogan.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…;

P.S thanks for the link again, alot of people have sent me emails reminding me of how entertaining it was….

my wife and I are just watching it now again…., funny stuff in stitches.

maybe a meet on the huntingdale green?

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

no no no,

him and his mate blowy man, would be too weak to front up….

or maybe they both drive the same old mans hand me down merc….

who knows who sleeps with who’s ip’s these days, it’s so unprotected, bareback and disgusting…..

lol

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

You love a made up insult without any substance what so ever.

But humour me, what would be achieved if we were to ever meet?

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

just a pleasant 18 on your shithouse greens and bunkers mate, chatting about the old times,

drinking whisky and wine…..

you know how it goes….

and then after the round we can both try and jump start you old mans merc off the corona parked next to it…….

dont forget the egg and lettuce club sandwiches, all washed down with a weak cold latte….

whoops i nearly fell through the deck again! my bad.

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

Lay off the tinnies and pies then tubby.

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

agreed, my wife tells me that all they time..,LOL

problem for you and your club is one of the guys that cracked your deck and nearly fell through that corroded, rotten shitpile is about 70 kgs only……

now, you have obviously tried to cheap out in the past, evident by the garbage replacement strips of reeded merbau , but at least nail them down properly……

mate stop trying to deny it, its an honest review of you below par bowl…..

yes it had the stature, mate I used to hunt around that track monthly playing….

I used to bag that track every year at the masters, I seen it come and ago, prolly before you were itching in your daddies pants….

chill out, you aint got it, its not it anymore (as of last friday), accept it, you deal garbage like a wank on here all the time, now someone steps up gives an honest review of your course which currently is nowhere…….

suck it up princess, not all that glitters is gold you know…..

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

Haven’t you already said that? Like I’ve already said, lucky for you (and us) you won’t have to bother playing it again.

Titleist 910D3 Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 910Fd Aldila RIP 60
Titleist 909H Adilda Voodoo
Titleist 710 AP1 Nippon NS Pro 105T
Vokey Spin Milled Oil Can 52, 56, 60
Scotty Cameron Studio Select Newport
Pro V1x

nah I’ll prolly play it again, I know a few members there, outside of a charity day get on for nothing, like normal….

like the time before, was getting around for free, was raining like a bitch though… flooded out your track….

hopefully be able to write a better review next time….when you guys have finally done something with that clubhouse…..

anyway, best of luck in you comp on saturday, be sure to take your driver.

off the greens that is :D

That video is priceless! F”n pisser :)

Though really Hack,life shouldn’t be that much fun obviously!

That video is priceless! F”n pisser :)

Though really Hack,life shouldn’t be that much fun obviously!

What is this golf game you talk of?

no your right stinkler…...

we should all be snobs and learn to be “ladies”

how dare we just enjoy the game for what it is…....

how dare we have fun and have a drink that is not weak latte related, or doesnt have egg and lettuce in it on multigrain for nine bucks fifty….

“put me down for a 4 danny”

so Im curious as to why you would believe my behaviour was so bad…….

I’d Like to Invite any person here that has played with me recently , in the past, previously or in fact at anytime that can qualify a round with me that I have shown abnormally bad behaviour on the golf course?
give it up… justify it, be honest come forward
I dont buy it, it’s not my style and never has been

It’s all here on film big boy…some things just never change. Once a bogan, always a bogan.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…;

Thanks for that, forgot how funny that was..

Hack the legend, just how good is he !

so Im curious as to why you would believe my behaviour was so bad…….

I’d Like to Invite any person here that has played with me recently , in the past, previously or in fact at anytime that can qualify a round with me that I have shown abnormally bad behaviour on the golf course?
give it up… justify it, be honest come forward
I dont buy it, it’s not my style and never has been

It’s all here on film big boy…some things just never change. Once a bogan, always a bogan.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…;

Thanks for that, forgot how funny that was..

Hack the legend, just how good is he !

something

........just ask him. ;-)

Hey hack…... I weigh anywhere between 85-90 kgs (depends if I have had a turd in the morning) and I am 1.85m tall. With those figures, how many cans should I be consuming per round?

I think I may have my ratio wrong. I am currently on a can every three holes. From your video, it looks like I might need to increase my intake somewhat. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

blahahahaha, all depends i guess on the effect it has on your game….for me everything gets better the more i get pissed, except reading the greens, that gets worse….

My guess would be to at least set the bar high at say a can a hole and then if you dont make it to the target, you would have saved some money…..

I believe in the old “go hard or go home” sort of deal…....

I dont get out of bed for anything less than that….