Dave’s Golf Week.
Dave had a week off and decided to play golf every day. Monday morning, he
found himself paired with an attractive woman, Pat, who turned out to be a
very good golfer. They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine
it was a full-blown competition. On the 18th green, Pat sank her long
birdie putt for the win. Dave congratulated her and paid off his losses.

Pat asked for a ride home and, on the way, told him, ‘You know, Dave, I
haven’t enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long time. In fact,
pull over so I can express my appreciation. He did, they kissed, and one
thing led to another and soon she gave him the best oral sex he’d ever had.

The next morning, they met again and the first tee and played together again.

They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other’s company and
playing tight, competitive golf. Again Pat beat him, but she also showed her
appreciation on the drive home. This went on all week, with Dave narrowly
losing every day, his male ego bruised, but not unhappy.

On Friday’s drive home, Dave said, ‘Pat, you’ve been great to be with all
this week and tonight I’d like to return the favour. I made reservations at
the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse suite at the
best hotel. What do you say?’

Pat burst into tears. ‘I can’t!’

‘What? Why not?’ asked Dave.

‘Because,’ she sobbed, ‘I’m in the middle of a sex change and the doctor
hasn’t completed that part of me yet!’

‘What?!’ Aghast, Dave swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and cursed
madly, overcome with emotion.

‘I’m so sorry,’ says Pat. ‘You have every right to be angry with me.’

‘You bastard!’ Dave screamed, his face bright red. ‘You cheating bastard!
All week long you’ve been playing off the women’s tees!

Normally this goes in “The Lounge”. There’s a long tradition of jokes there.

Normally this goes in “The Lounge”. There’s a long tradition of jokes there.

Reverse every natural instinct you have and do just the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. – BEN HOGAN, POWER GOLF

Thanks – will remember next time.

Loved it!!!

Golden oldie but a goodie…..

That’s still a good joke.Unfortunately it does remind me of Mianne Bagger who is really quite scarey but could no doubt beat me off the women’s tees.