Funniest Touring Pro Names

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Looking at the list at Puerto Rico and I had to chuckle at some of names:

Dicky Pride
Willie Wood

There has to be other ones out there… I don’t mean to cause any offence but sometimes one has a little chuckle inside….

Any other people can think of?

I know I know this is highly immature….

who needs driver when a 3 wood will do???

 

Woody Austin
Kris Cox
Scott Gump

 

Dick Mast

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He’s not a golfer, but I always snigger when I hear the name of the IOC member Dick Pound (shown here illustrating why he was given his name).

 

Years ago I saw a picture of a mobile scoreboard for a group on the PGA tour of Bob May, Notah Begay and Jose Maria Olazabal and the board said:

Olazabal
May
Begay

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Boo (Hoo) Weekley, sounds like his parents were trying scare him from day one.

The key to success is to learn to do something right, then do it right every time. Oh I wish.....

 

fuzzy…who would name thier kid fuzzy?

imagine him at a pub when he was 18…hi mate…whats your name? Fuzzy…..

 

Ben Bunny
Fred Funk (cool name for an old guy!)

who needs driver when a 3 wood will do???

 

Not a touring pro, but formerly one of Australia’s best teaching pros:

Richard Brain

 

Although not a golfer the former CEO of Coke was called Chuck Fruit -the worst name I’ve ever heard.

 

Not a pro golfer, but….
MD of Allianz Aust.

Terry Towell

 

fuzzy…who would name thier kid fuzzy?

imagine him at a pub when he was 18…hi mate…whats your name? Fuzzy…..

His name is Frank Urban Zoeller that’s how he got the nickname.

 

Denis Brosnan

 

I thought former NSW gaming minister RIchard Face was a classic…

But thinking golf:

If Paula Creamer ever said “I do” to Chris Couch she has some thinking to do about a double-banger surname:

Paula Creamer-Couch

who needs driver when a 3 wood will do???

 

dig vijay singh, now that is funny

 

J.B. Holmes took the moniker J.B. because he got sick of his given name. John.

I always thought Bubba was a strange name for a golfer.

 

P.S. I’ve always thought the coolest name in golf would have to go to Fred Funk. What a great name.

 

What if Charlie Wi married Michelle Wie, she would be Michelle Wi-Wie

 

The starter at a tournament in Munich had a name tag on

Bernt Fries

It caused a few giggles

 

Years ago I saw a picture of a mobile scoreboard for a group on the PGA tour of Bob May, Notah Begay and Jose Maria Olazabal and the board said:

Olazabal
May
Begay

PT

You couldn’t script it better :-)

 

dig vijay singh, now that is funny

I heard a few years ago he was going to get married to Stenson’s caddie…

...he was going to make her Fanny Singh :)))

Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

- Mark Twain

"Eons of manhours are lost trying to substitute effort for technique and trying to eliminate effect instead of cause."

- Homer Kelley

 

Non-golf, in English football are the Neville brothers, Gary and Phil. Named by their father, Neville Neville.

Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

- Mark Twain

"Eons of manhours are lost trying to substitute effort for technique and trying to eliminate effect instead of cause."

- Homer Kelley

 

On a related topic I’ve wondered for a while:

If Stewart got on a boat, would it Cink?
If Tiger and Phil had a row, would Rocco Mediate?

Theres lots of those :)

Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

- Mark Twain

"Eons of manhours are lost trying to substitute effort for technique and trying to eliminate effect instead of cause."

- Homer Kelley

 

Keep it up Styles, you’ve got me in stitches!! 8)

 

Denis Brosnan

?????? Have i missed something maxi?

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