Ultimate Golfer Fight.

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No clubs, fists and golf ball in a sock only. Cage fight, submission, or KO only.

Who would win. Hard to go past TIger he looks so strong and angry??

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here

 

I think you and Racinfamer are going to get along very nicely.

Reverse every natural instinct you have and do just the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - BEN HOGAN, POWER GOLF

 

You really like the cage fight idea don’t you.

 

I only ask the questions that other are too affraid of. I’ve read a few of Racinfamer’s posts on gun control. I think we’d end up in a cage fight.

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here

 

I only ask the questions that other are too affraid of.

Sorry, this is one of the most tasteless, pointless topics ever. What are you trying to achieve? I guess I’ve taken the bait, so maybe your work here is done.

Reverse every natural instinct you have and do just the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - BEN HOGAN, POWER GOLF

 

All in jest. No really expected Ernie to get on here and challange Tiger to a death match. I’m sure there has been some locker room fights on the tour. I’m sure there are some players others aviod when said players are in the wrong mood. No different to other sports, no different to life.

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here

 

Well in that case. Must be a fair queue of guys waiting to give Monty a whack, and I don’t think Phickelson is all that popular either.

Reverse every natural instinct you have and do just the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - BEN HOGAN, POWER GOLF

 

Thats the spirit i intended it with. Lets leave the fighting to weddings and funerals not the golf course!!!!!!!!!!

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here

 

Sorry but what a waste of bloody bandwidth this thread is!!

 

With the exception of a few pro’s, most would laugh with scorn at the idea of risking their one main asset, their body, in something as silly as a cage fight.
If people’s careers can be put out by a small back injury, imagine a golfer coming back after having their shoulder dislocated with an arm-bar.
Leave that sort of barbarian crap to cavemen like Kimbo

 

Seroiusly, can’t help but chuckle at some of the replies, Relax a little.

No different to people wondering who would win out of Superman and Spiderman.

What about Santa v Easter Bunny

The Tooth Fairy v Underpants Gnomes

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here

 

Maybe they’re winding you up…

But there are plenty of decent topics, golf or not, to discuss before we have to resort to cage fights.

How about – Which golfer wears the largest shoes? Best score recorded in Poland by a female golfer between the age of 30 and 39…

KycGolfer will no doubt have something to contribute on both of those.

Reverse every natural instinct you have and do just the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - BEN HOGAN, POWER GOLF

 

Love the mixed response a topic like this gets.

Kimbo is not an athelete. He’s straight up street thug. Tigers too controlled. Mind you, that might be the key to winning….

Any advice will be happily accepted, until all forgotten on course.

 

This is probably the silliest thread I have ever read on this forum. & no I don,t think even Racinfarmer would want to get involved in this type of pointless speculation.

A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all. :(

“The older I get the better I used to be!”
Lee Trevino


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Kimbo is not an athelete. He’s straight up street thug.

He was a street thug. Now he’s a professional caveman.

 

I’d reckon JB Holmes could give a good smack…& I believe Fred Funk has prior boxing experience & is one tough little nugget. I’d still put my money on Jerry Kelly.

Home on The Range

 

I reckon Sabbatini could handle himself…and if he doesn’t get you his wife will.

A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work.

 

Kimbo is not an athelete. He’s straight up street thug.

He was a street thug. Now he’s a professional caveman.

Throwing him in an organization does not change who or what the fighter is…...

Yeah…pointless thread.

Any advice will be happily accepted, until all forgotten on course.

 

Padraig Harrington, because he’s irish, and from what i’ve seen on wrestling, they love to fight.

 

ZOMG!!!111

John Daly would pwn the lot of them.

Its better to stay silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

- Mark Twain

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land,or opened a new heaven to the human spirit

- Helen Keller

 

Apparently Greg Norman was a bit of scrapper when he was younger, he’d go the biff
Tiger is superfit but cage fighting is totally different.
Now back to the question,

Laura Davies would smash!!

 

MAAAATE,Boo Weekley would be the bloke I’d back after what I heard about his little trip to the circus a year or so ago.Good old southern boy.

You don't hit anything on your back swing so why rush it!!!!



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This is probably the silliest thread I have ever read on this forum. & no I don,t think even Racinfarmer would want to get involved in this type of pointless speculation.

A bad day on the golf course is better than no golf at all. :(

No one who ever had a lesson would have a swing like mine

Lee Trevino

Nup, no way. There’s plenty more useless threads here.

 

Vijay has some size about him…the fijians play rugby pretty hard..and can fight

Michael Campbell..same deal…NZ rugby players can go allright in the ring or a bar fight

so John (Daly) how did you make a 14?....well i missed the putt ior a 13 dickhead

 

Maybe they’re winding you up…

But there are plenty of decent topics, golf or not, to discuss before we have to resort to cage fights.

How about – Which golfer wears the largest shoes? Best score recorded in Poland by a female golfer between the age of 30 and 39…

KycGolfer will no doubt have something to contribute on both of those.

Reverse every natural instinct you have and do just the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. – BEN HOGAN, POWER GOLF

thanks muntz
u r just being too kind

this thread on first glance looks ….like what u said
but on scrolling down some of the comments are just so laughable is not funny !! if this makes any sense at all !

somehow i am (generally) against violence so wont suggest anything more
but suffice to say it would probably be best posted on a PC/cyber games lovers’ forum
instead of in a gentlemen’s game forum !

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