This is how I think this years Masters will pan out.

1. Tiger will win.
2. Phil will play 11 hybrids (and wear a push up bra)
3. Allenby will miss the cut and blame an ingrown pubic hair
4. Sergio will piss in a ball washer
5. Adam Scott will hit 71 GIR and finish 3 over par

Any others?

Ogilvy

JJ

I'm with JJJ - Ogilvy

hmm, id have to agree with most.

tiger will win
everyone will be expecting scott to finally turn up and play
scott ends up 41st
phil will smile for the cameras but we all know hes a knob
sergio will colour-coordinate everything he wears, but as usual has no help on his game
pampling will fluke his way around the greens somehow.
and ray martin will be getting cosy next to the fire.

but in all seriousness, i dont think phil's game is up to it like it was this time last year. i think that if tiger doesnt take it out, furyk is the next best contender especially with the way he finished last year and started this year.

Goose or Els

Aust best: Ogilvy/Pampling

Dark Horse: Jose Maria Olazabal/Chad Campbell

Tiger.

Tiger and VJ to fight for the win. Scott and Ogilvy both in the top 10.

If Badds can find the fairway more often than not then I reckon he's our best chance of winning.

1. Phil will carry 3 drivers, 2 hybrids, 7 wedges, 2 putters and a chipper in 3 separate golf bags.
2. Allenby and Woods will be tied at 9 under after 3 rounds.
3. Sergio dressed in all green will be in contention at the beginning of the back nine on sunday but will have a spit and falter.
4. On sunday they'll put every pin on the right edge and Woods will win while Allenby has 3 over.

Tiger to win...

Ogilvy, Badds and Allenby to feature in top 15.

Scott, I hope he gets his majors game together, would love to see hime take one out. Hasn't performed well in the majors, hopefully Butch Harmon's guidance starts to pay off.

Els, Goosen, Vijay and Furyk top 10...

Mickleson and Sergio will be there also...

Tigger

Best Aussies - Allenby and Badds

Scott to miss the cut

Phil to finish mid field

ALLENBY, Robert

-> Top 40
BADDELEY, Aaron -> Top 15
O'HERN, Nick -> MC
SCOTT, Adam ---> MC

Badds by 5 shots

with a club throwing hissy fit Tiger second

Jose Maria Pillowbiter third

John Daly top 10 (is he palying?)

Stenson - Top5

Ogilvy , Pamps best aussie

don't think woods can win unless he sorts out his driver, the moobs man will just smile and miss the cut.

Stenson is chance and maybe retief or ernie.

tim clark

every year he makes good

the medicus driver will win

haha

Tiger. He always gets his $%#@ together when it counts, thats why he is head & shoulders above the rest.

1. Tiger
2. Vijay ... after 2 hole playoff
3. Harrington
4. Ogilvy
5. Immelman

Baddeley will miss the cut.

Watching it will remind me constantly of Norman's near misses

VJ Stinks to win.
When the winning score is under par--1000 trees per year will be planted until the winning score is above par and they change the name to Augusta National Tree Farm.

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Hard to go past Woods esp after last week.

I'd like to see O'Hern do well and think he can. Of the rest maybe Casey, Stenson and Goosen.

As you can see I'm hoping for a non US winner but having said that DiMarco has done well lately too.

It'll be hookers for everyone if Ogilvy gets up.

The Trifecta.
1. Tigger
2. Howell da Turd
3. Ogilvy / Ohern.

Ohearn to lead after 1st round.

Badds or Stenson

Badds or Casey

You guys are kidding yourselves if you think Badds can win the Masters this year.