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OOMBET 2013 - #1 Sanctuary Lakes
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Maggie, you’re more than welcome to join in on the oombet fun. Jysst email me your bets and away you go. Deege is quality value too at her odds.
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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In this context, ‘quality value’ means smartarse with an attitude. Which totally is my job description (Lionel hutz – imagine a world without lawyers… Ughhhh
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well had 13 beers today shot 5 over 77 off the stick 2 doubles killed me but….. I did actually hit 5 straight long drives which is good for me 31 putts not great, but must mention 5 lipouts got me windmill hurling the scotty cameron many many metres…. my iron play with the mp69’s was I must say just “jizz in my pants” material…. I will say this for the punters out there… I will either shoot 70 or 90 on the day….. so place your bets LOL
long, short, left and right = ALL FINGERED |
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That’s what OOMBET likes to see… a bit of Big Talkin’... Needs to be more of it. C’mon…. there’s got to be a bit more interest out there…
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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If I get through the range session tomorrow….I’m the REAL DEAL. How good am I? Sh!t…..I’ve never played with Hack, and already I’m channelling him. Good for me. Where’s that third person thread?
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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Smergen thinks that the thread is elsewhere, but doesn’t mind if it overflows to here. Smergen is stoked that Goldy might be a chance.
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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Goldy is trying not to get excited…..because that fell a little flat after one swing last week. Smergen should feel free to have another beer. And be thankful he’s not watching “Four Weddings Australia” with his lovely wife and eldest daughter. Goldy wants someone to kill him.
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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Kunti will kill Goldy?
What is this golf game you talk of? |
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Ah ha ha… “Four Wedding Australia”....
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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Tomb stone reads “Goldy, died by too much Kunti”
What is this golf game you talk of? |
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Goldy would be eternally grateful…...but only if you get here and do it before this stupid f%$kn show finishes.
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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What makes it worse….there’s Accenture Matchplay on the IQ box….just sitting there….waiting for me to watch it. FOUR FKN WEDDINGS AUSTRALIA….FFS!!!!!!!
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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Kunti has made you dead.
What is this golf game you talk of? |
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Not quite Smergs. The cards get delivered (either by hand or mail) to Southern and they add them on to golflink. No one at golf yesterday wanted to take them and deliver the cards by hand so the Captain was going to post them…..thus the delay.
9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC |
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Don’t have another TV? I’m shopping for stereos, rangefinders and 4 hybrids… The more I drink the itchier my trigger finger gets… Oh and I’m watching the Matchplay…
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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Thank you Kunti. You are truly a great Kunti. Certainly a big Kunti. Great, big, Kunti. Thank you.
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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I hate you and everything you stand for.
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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Unless you kill me.
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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Sure…. sure… convenient alibi… I believe it went: Captain: “Anyone want to drop them at Southern” ...no cards are dropped… Captain: “Frank, did you drop those cards off?”
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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How about I have another beer instead? You know if I could help you out, Smoldy would… Instead, I’ll live the life for you.
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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Not too far off it Smergs….I could have gone out of my way but just too busy. ;-)
9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC |
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Somebody should. God knows…..I’m not.
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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But this is how Smoldy rolls…
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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You are a great man. Cheryl was an awesome unit.
Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously. |
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I do what I can…
BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to. VTP #008 |
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