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shrek, I would love to see the pro’s face when you whip out the putter in 6 inch high greenside grass…… hahahahahahha “I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary” Just got the draw and I’m playing the Creek course with a female professional by the name of Sarah Oh. She might be saying that a lot when she sees some hosel rockets and my short game! :) The only way to find out a man’s true character is see what flavour cigarettes he smokes.
Never heard testicles called hosel rockets before
any one else heading home to get married??
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lol,
you might have some distractions during the round i recon…..
nah I just google images her, she’s not that hot….
long, short, left and right = ALL FINGERED
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shrek, I would love to see the pro’s face when you whip out the putter in 6 inch high greenside grass…… hahahahahahha “I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary” Just got the draw and I’m playing the Creek course with a female professional by the name of Sarah Oh. She might be saying that a lot when she sees some hosel rockets and my short game! :) The only way to find out a man’s true character is see what flavour cigarettes he smokes. Never heard testicles called hosel rockets before If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon
Hehe :)
The only way to find out a man’s true character is see how he reacts when a shanked ball is coming at him.
Kiwi – Ducked for cover
Goldy – Didn’t flinch
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lol, you might have some distractions during the round i recon….. nah I just google images her, she’s not that hot…. “I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”
Lol HP. :)
Will be a good experience, I have never seen a female pro hit the ball in real life – looking forward to it. Even though I would rather be playing the Beach course Im looking forward to playing the Creek for the first time.
Should be a good day. :)
The only way to find out a man’s true character is see how he reacts when a shanked ball is coming at him.
Kiwi – Ducked for cover
Goldy – Didn’t flinch
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Bets sent
2012 B Grade Champ Paterson River ISG OOM Round #3
2012 ISG Matchplay Champion
2013 B Grade Champ Sanctuary Lakes ISG OOM Rd 1
http://www.golflink.com.au/...
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Odds on neither Francie or Stink making GIR on the 13th?
Intriguing request… It is a negative bet, but if Spartan can shed some light as to why these two players and this particular hole is so “important” I think OOMBET could shape a market…
I’m interested….....what’s so special about the 13th. Not having played it I’m interested in it’s par and if there’s water???
9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island
http://www.golflink.com.au/...
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I’d like to propose an exotic I call “rocks and diamonds” for those of us who are known for being a little inconsistent. You could measure this by looking at who has the fewest 2 pointers for the day. I’m assuming the rocks and diamonds would be scores other that this. How about the resident snapper (me) vs the resident shanker (gangnamgolfer) for a start? We’ve both broken our handicaps by big margins recently, but managed to do so while wiping a few holes.
So in English mate… you want odds on who scores the least 2ptr holes, regardless of final scores?
Is that it?
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Bets sent 2011 C Grade Champion Vic ISG Round #4 OOM Keysborough Golf Club
2012 B Grade Champion Paterson River ISG OOM Round #3
2012 ISG Matchplay Champion http://www.golflink.com.au/...
And reply sent mate.
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did you get my gutsy bet smergasauraus ?
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Bets sent.
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Odds on neither Francie or Stink making GIR on the 13th?
Intriguing request… It is a negative bet, but if Spartan can shed some light as to why these two players and this particular hole is so “important” I think OOMBET could shape a market… I’m interested……..what’s so special about the 13th. Not having played it I’m interested in it’s par and if there’s water??? 9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island http://www.golflink.com.au/...
no water that i can remember however though its a long par 4 of 405 metres of the back tees
your 2nd shot if going for green in reg is going to have to be spot on as there is 5 bunkers guarding this green
oh there is out of bounds to the left of this green
however a man of your stature francie will have no worries with this hole
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Ahh…..I’m suspecting Spartan doesn’t think I can reach it in 2. Probably right.
9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island
http://www.golflink.com.au/...
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Odds on neither Francie or Stink making GIR on the 13th?
Intriguing request… It is a negative bet, but if Spartan can shed some light as to why these two players and this particular hole is so “important” I think OOMBET could shape a market… I’m interested……..what’s so special about the 13th. Not having played it I’m interested in it’s par and if there’s water??? 9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island http://www.golflink.com.au/...
Its a longish par 4, real long from back tees often plays into the wind, green is long, narrow and slightly elevated. No water but some lose your ball scrub if you carve one to the right, also OOB if you go way left. The rough can be a bit hit and miss depending on time of year and growing conditions, it can either be deepish lose your ball stuff or pretty dry and not too much trouble (haven’t played there recently so can’t say which at the moment).
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I’d like to propose an exotic I call “rocks and diamonds” for those of us who are known for being a little inconsistent. You could measure this by looking at who has the fewest 2 pointers for the day. I’m assuming the rocks and diamonds would be scores other that this. How about the resident snapper (me) vs the resident shanker (gangnamgolfer) for a start? We’ve both broken our handicaps by big margins recently, but managed to do so while wiping a few holes. So in English mate… you want odds on who scores the least 2ptr holes, regardless of final scores? Is that it?
oui, hai, si, ja
Oh sorry you wanted English. Yep.
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I’d like to propose an exotic I call “rocks and diamonds” for those of us who are known for being a little inconsistent. You could measure this by looking at who has the fewest 2 pointers for the day. I’m assuming the rocks and diamonds would be scores other that this. How about the resident snapper (me) vs the resident shanker (gangnamgolfer) for a start? We’ve both broken our handicaps by big margins recently, but managed to do so while wiping a few holes. So in English mate… you want odds on who scores the least 2ptr holes, regardless of final scores? Is that it? oui, hai, si, ja Oh sorry you wanted English. Yep.
OK… this I can do… Ghetto V Snappy in Rocks and Diamonds…
Official Exotic Odds
Ghetto to have more 2ptrs than Snappy: $3
Snappy to score more 2ptrs than Ghetto: $2
In the event of tie… you lose.
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Nice one smergs. I thought the house was being generous until I saw it takes all bets in a tie. Kind of like a zero in roulette.
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Nice one smergs. I thought the house was being generous until I saw it takes all bets in a tie. Kind of like a zero in roulette.
exactly…
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Great idea snappy.
I like it.
Ghetto train – get on it.
Bandit express.
Winner C grade OOM #3 Patterson River.
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Bets sent again Smergs
2012 B Grade Champ Paterson River ISG OOM Round #3
2012 ISG Matchplay Champion
2013 B Grade Champ Sanctuary Lakes ISG OOM Rd 1
http://www.golflink.com.au/...
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We could do the opposite as well and have a “Mr Boring” for the most two pointers in a day, but I hear TC is off getting married for the 17th time or something so I dont know who the favourite would be.
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Great idea snappy.
I like it. Ghetto train – get on it.
Bandit express. Winner C grade OOM #3 Patterson River.
The other day in par I finished the front 9 at +1 with all plusses and minuses on the card. I reckon here it will be similar – find the ball off the tee = possible 3 pointer. Lose it = cant be bothered walking back.
Oh yeah
PS
Fag
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ok, I want to change my bet, what is the A grade winning odds for me at SL?
long, short, left and right = ALL FINGERED
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lol, you might have some distractions during the round i recon….. nah I just google images her, she’s not that hot…. “I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary” Lol HP. :) Will be a good experience, I have never seen a female pro hit the ball in real life – looking forward to it. Even though I would rather be playing the Beach course Im looking forward to playing the Creek for the first time. Should be a good day. :) The only way to find out a man’s true character is see what flavour cigarettes he smokes.
she’s won a few tourneys already
long, short, left and right = ALL FINGERED
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I’d like to propose an exotic I call “rocks and diamonds” for those of us who are known for being a little inconsistent. You could measure this by looking at who has the fewest 2 pointers for the day. I’m assuming the rocks and diamonds would be scores other that this. How about the resident snapper (me) vs the resident shanker (gangnamgolfer) for a start? We’ve both broken our handicaps by big margins recently, but managed to do so while wiping a few holes. So in English mate… you want odds on who scores the least 2ptr holes, regardless of final scores? Is that it? oui, hai, si, ja Oh sorry you wanted English. Yep. OK… this I can do… Ghetto V Snappy in Rocks and Diamonds… Official Exotic Odds
Ghetto to have more 2ptrs than Snappy: $3
Snappy to score more 2ptrs than Ghetto: $2 In the event of tie… you lose.
And quick clarification. Each punter can only back one option. No spreading the field on this bet.
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ok, I want to change my bet, what is the A grade winning odds for me at SL? “I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”
You haven’t placed a bet yet Hacky… (you need to email them to oombet@hotmail.com)
And you are currently at $8 to win A grade, $3 to finish Overall Top 3, and $12 to win the entire day.
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