OOMBET 2013 - #1 Sanctuary Lakes

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I see you have Hotfuzz in A grade, Smergs. I might have missed it but….... has he got an official handicap or is that one that he’s playing at?

9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island

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Top 3 will be the guys in the groups that start from hole #1.

Stink to fart more than his handicap and have has many nuts in his bag.

The Big EASY on prozac
A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.
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Just so you know, I reckon I’ll be playing off 14 on the day. I’m also planning on doing heaps of short game practice in the next week.

BGH is such a total fag too.

What is this golf game you talk of?

Goddammit Stink!
Smergs hadn’t given me the Odds yet so I was unable to place the bet,

Surely he will pay out the wager I would have made of the full $1000?

Won’t he

Incoming Golf Balls have the right of way!

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I saw that… I should have made it clear that OOMBET (or myself for that matter) doesn’t partake in any of the “fag” jokes or language. Sorry mate…

Feel free to keep the requests coming though… I looking forward to someone suggesting and taking up the first one.

OOMBET 2013 is HERE!!

Smoldy… Checking you in to the Smackdown Hotel.

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Odds on neither Francie or Stink making GIR on the 13th?

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I see you have Hotfuzz in A grade, Smergs. I might have missed it but……. has he got an official handicap or is that one that he’s playing at?

9/10/12 – Hole In One – 7th Hole Portsea GC
2012 (Official) Winner of Inaugural ISG Nat. Champs.
2011 Inaugural winner Vict. Order of Merit Putting Champion – Long Island

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Guys who have played 3 or more games with us are now included in the main draw, Frank. Another result of the committee meeting in November.

N graders become A, B or C after their 3rd game.

There are only 4 N graders in the field for SL – and 3 “graduates” to the main field – Hotfuzz in A grade off 12, Rawdon in C grade off 23, and Sarg in C grade off 33.

Nello will likely join them after SL as this is his third game with us.

I keep them like a proper golf link – so they get re-handicapped accordingly…just like everyone else.

Shot more than 36 points in an OOM day….seriously.
Smoldy. When only the best will do.
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Just so you know, I reckon I’ll be playing off 14 on the day. I’m also planning on doing heaps of short game practice in the next week.

BGH is such a total fag too.

What is this golf game you talk of?

Goddammit Stink!
Smergs hadn’t given me the Odds yet so I was unable to place the bet,

Surely he will pay out the wager I would have made of the full $1000?

Won’t he

Incoming Golf Balls have the right of way!

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

I saw that… I should have made it clear that OOMBET (or myself for that matter) doesn’t partake in any of the “fag” jokes or language. Sorry mate…

Feel free to keep the requests coming though… I looking forward to someone suggesting and taking up the first one.

OOMBET 2013 is HERE!!

Smoldy… Checking you in to the Smackdown Hotel.

VTP #008
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Who’s joking?

What is this golf game you talk of?

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I’ll put $500 on me for the win at SL

and the other $500 for the win on me overall

long, short, left and right = ALL FINGERED

 

I’ll put $500 on me for the win at SL

and the other $500 for the win on me overall

“I work with retards, Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.” – Pat Healy – “There’s Something About Mary”

How good are you?

What is this golf game you talk of?

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Got to email them through Hack to be official mate…. sorry to be a pain… Just makes back tracking easier…

BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to.
Never broken 36pts in an OOM… seriously.

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So here is where we set up the rivalries and revenge matches. Will have some good requests for exotic odds over the weekend.

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WINNER (except for Rohan) – 2013 OOM2 C Grade Long Drive

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Ahh, but the first exotic odds request. Odds on deege to beat gpj overall. Odds on each of Ari, mick and gpj to finish top overall from our foursome (I only intend to bet on one of those three depending on the odds – just so I have someone else to cheer for if I am having a bad day)

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OK Deege…

Deege to outscore GPJ: $2

OK… to win your group

Ari to win group: $2
GPJ to win group: $2.5
Deege $3
iMick to win group: $3.5

Condition of bet, you can only back one.

BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to.
Never broken 36pts in an OOM… seriously.

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Sorry smergs – meant to say each of
Ari to finish above mick, gpj and deege in overall standings for OOM 1
mick to finish above deege , Ari and gpj in o.s.f.o.1
- gpj to finish above delete, Ari and mick in o.s.f.o.1

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WINNER (except for Rohan) – 2013 OOM2 C Grade Long Drive

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You get the point anyway

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WINNER (except for Rohan) – 2013 OOM2 C Grade Long Drive

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Oh and smerg to score above 35

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WINNER (except for Rohan) – 2013 OOM2 C Grade Long Drive

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You get the point anyway

Got it… ninja edit…

In a way, it’s about winning your group. Odds as above.

BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to.
Never broken 36pts in an OOM… seriously.

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Thanks smergs

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WINNER (except for Rohan) – 2013 OOM2 C Grade Long Drive

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Current list of Exotics:

Deege to outscore GPJ: $2
Ari to win group: $2
GPJ to win group: $2.5
Deege $3
iMick to win group: $3.5
Smergen to score more than 35 points: $4.50

BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to.
Never broken 36pts in an OOM… seriously.

VTP #008
http://www.golflink.com.au/...

 

smergs
the B & C graders dont have their handicaps attached??
or did i miss something??

any one else heading home to get married??

 

They have them listed in the overall odds

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WINNER (except for Rohan) – 2013 OOM2 C Grade Long Drive

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smergs
the B & C graders dont have their handicaps attached??
or did i miss something??

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

yeah… i forgot to add them…

BMan’s Big Bendigo Slog – 7th July, be there! You know you want to.
Never broken 36pts in an OOM… seriously.

VTP #008
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They have them listed in the overall odds

saw that deege but i cant read them
to small

any one else heading home to get married??

 

They have them listed in the overall odds

saw that deege but i cant read them
to small

If i was to start smoking
i think they would be oh i don’t know..
Vanilla flavored i reckon

You are too small Kiwi, but I don’t see how that reflects your reading ability?

What is this golf game you talk of?

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He needs some Eyeglasses, I think he can get some in the Doll section of Kmart…

Smergs, No odds on my Exotic Yet?

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Just seen my odds and all I can say is WOW.

Thanks to OOMBet for the vote of confidence but I believe the punters are being led astray. Let me explain:

I did have a great run towards the end of 2012, however, all good things must come to an end – and trust me, they have.

Since popping my OOM cherry at Curlewis I haven’t played to my handicap.

In recent times I have contracted a bad case of the shanks (HP, Kiwi and Frank) can confirm this. They (shanks) have made regular appearances in my recent rounds to such an extent that my golfing buddies pitched in and brought me a new head-cover for my driver.

The head-cover is a larger than life character called a ‘Shankapotamus’.

As a warm up to Sanctuary Lakes I am playing in the Vic Open Pro-Am on Wednesday down at 13th Beach. I will be introducing Shankapotamus to the Pro I am playing with on the first hole and telling him where to stand – I couldn’t live with myself if he didn’t make it to the first round on Thursday.

So there you have it, straight from the Shankapotamus’ mouth, place your bets wisely. :)

The only way to find out a man’s true character is see how he reacts when a shanked ball is coming at him.
Kiwi – Ducked for cover
Goldy – Didn’t flinch

 

OK Deege…

Deege to outscore GPJ: $2

OK… to win your group

Ari to win group: $2
GPJ to win group: $2.5
Deege $3
iMick to win group: $3.5

Condition of bet, you can only back one.

OOMBET 2013 is HERE!!

Smoldy… Checking you in to the Smackdown Hotel.

VTP #008
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3.5 in a filed of 4? how could I not take some of that….......

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