Must put my hand up and admit to hooking my ball into a lake at the request of faceless men in SE Asia during my last game. Sorry. As for the consumption of illicit substances, felt as if I had taken a sleeping pill before my last game – kept yawning all the way through.

So this is your chance to come clean. Tell us about any approaches that may have been made to get you to throw a game. ;-)

I start with two schooners of cascade premium, then load up on a hot cappuccino, then supplement that with a full strength coca cola. After nine its more coke and hot coffee. I am mainly approached by a person called ‘reg’ ( real name) prior to tee off.

Nobody needs to approach me to have me throw a game – I’m very accomplished at doing it for myself.

I get approached by a horse that talks and it requests me to double bogey each hole. I happily oblige. I swear no money changes hands, however, I did notice Tom Waterhouse runs a book on my Wednesday stableford round. Hmmmm.

I once posted filth on this forum because I bet Yoss that I could get banned within 15 minutes.

I once posted filth on this forum because I bet Yoss that I could get banned within 15 minutes.

Anchoring is cheating.

What was the outcome?

I once posted filth on this forum because I bet Yoss that I could get banned within 15 minutes.

Anchoring is cheating.

What was the outcome?

I won. Spot fixing at it’s finest.

I once posted filth on this forum because I bet Yoss that I could get banned within 15 minutes.

Anchoring is cheating.

Only once????

I eat deer antler antlers by the deer load and was them down with pints of deer antler spray. It’s hard shit…

I once posted filth on this forum because I bet Yoss that I could get banned within 15 minutes.

Anchoring is cheating.

Only once????

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Only once that I bet on. :)