Anyone want to join my golf fight club.

We could meet at a secret non-golf locals at night with beers and hit balls into oblivion while yelling golf cliches. Some suggestions include beaches, airports, Sydney harbour bridge, King’s park Perth, hitting wedges into the MCG from the carpark, from inside dreamworld, etc….....

And if we get bored and pissed enough we could just punch on while yealling “the price is wrong bitch!!!”

Iseek golf tragic
1. kiwi
2. Goldy
3.Tolmjj
4.Dave-1-
5. Stinkler
6. Old Bogey
7. Me I think they the above are all real people who play golf and all i am thinking about is whether i can play tomorrow. You are real aren’t you????

Sorry forgot Barnesy05

I work with a lot of guys that play footy still, train two nights a week and then game day, no one blinks an eyelid at that
But jeez the crap I cop if I play once or twice a week plus one range session, footy is your sport, golf is mine, deal with it!!

tigerland
just tell those homo’s “at least golf is a contact sport”

and francie and GPJlongdriver-does this help with the 1 mill posts

Iseek golf tragic
1. kiwi
2. Goldy
3.Tolmjj
4.Dave-1-
5. Stinkler
6. Old Bogey
7. Me I think they the above are all real people who play golf and all i am thinking about is whether i can play tomorrow. You are real aren’t you????

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.
- Jack Nicklaus

I’m not.

I reckon anyone that get so bored that they think sending a golf ball all around the world to play golf course has to be golf tragic

also anyone who has played with the longest traveling ball is part of this tragic life of mine!

the laughable part of all of this its actually fun and people have kept stats on it and people take it serioulsy!!

seperate from this ….

If you gave me a choice of what I’d rather have stolen my car or my clubs….YOU take the car, to replace my clubs to the exact specs i have them set at would take ages!!

meh I can ride my bike…NO CLUBS NO LIFE!!!

does owning 17 sets of clubs in 14 yrs .. and using wifes vagina as a putting aid count !

does owning 17 sets of clubs in 14 yrs .. and using wifes vagina as a putting aid count !

What I want to know Welly is…..are you good putter? And if so can I borrow your old putting aid?

I can understand the sets of clubs, but you may wish to clarify the latter part eg: for grip? if used for putting practice i hope the hole is regulation size? see so many other questions so please clarify…....

does owning 17 sets of clubs in 14 yrs .. and using wifes vagina as a putting aid count !

just scrape in!!

does owning 17 sets of clubs in 14 yrs .. and using wifes vagina as a putting aid count !

What I want to know Welly is…..are you good putter? And if so can I borrow your old putting aid?

“Where did THAT go?”

Do you use a belly putter?

haha..true re IQ golf tournaments on FOX. they’re like 10-13% of memory lol.

1. owning 4 pairs of golf shoes – and 1 of the 3 is used only for comp day. the others are considered practice only shoes.

2. same with golf caps.

Gay Rob, so gay haha

Deano is a smoker…….

Thanks CodPiece!

I reckon anyone that get so bored that they think sending a golf ball all around the world to play golf course has to be golf tragic

also anyone who has played with the longest traveling ball is part of this tragic life of mine!

the laughable part of all of this its actually fun and people have kept stats on it and people take it serioulsy!!

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill

Only since Stink recorded a six with it do people take it seriously.

Now the fear factor of getting more than five and joining the ranks of Stink …....... has people well and truly quivering.

Perfect idea, rough and OB close by, get a few too many lip outs though.

Would tunnel vision help with putting?

1 the weather could be pissing rain sideways and you still think its fine for golf – crap for everything else but fine for golf

6 You take more time choosing an oufit for saturdays stableford comp than you do for going out with your’e missus

I could not agree more with these two. The only thing that will stop me getting to the course is if they close it.

And i’m always asking the misses if my chosen outfit for Saturday/Sunday matches. The Mon-Fri work attire, I couldn’t give two stuffs about whether it goes together or not.

1 the weather could be pissing rain sideways and you still think its fine for golf – crap for everything else but fine for golf

6 You take more time choosing an oufit for saturdays stableford comp than you do for going out with your’e missus

I could not agree more with these two. The only thing that will stop me getting to the course is if they close it.

And i’m always asking the misses if my chosen outfit for Saturday/Sunday matches. The Mon-Fri work attire, I couldn’t give two stuffs about whether it goes together or not.

http://www.golflink.com.au/…

I think you had better get an outfit ready for December 9th :)

put downlights in the ceiling to stop taking out light bulbs in my backswing
sand bucket inside the house to repair divots in the carpet so then
brought 160 acre property to practice on whenever I want

You know its bad when you golf retailer takes out a restraining order because he is sure your stalking him.