First name: John
Height: 5’7
Weight: 86kg
Location: Melbourne
Years Playing: 4
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: Waterford Valley
What’s in the Bag?: Ping G15 driver, Titleist 909 FW & 19* HYB
Taylormade MC irons 4-PW, Vokey 52,56,60, wedges,
TM Daytona Putter, Srixon Z Star balls.
Handicap:14
Handicap Goal for 2012: Break 10
Strengths: Pitching ,Chipping
Weaknesses: Driving , Putting
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: Get to course early enough for a small bucket & a few putts.
Your Golf Attire (usually): Shorts & polo
Club Distances: Driver 250-270 , 7 iron 155 , Gap wedge 100
Your Usual Ballflight: Mid
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: No
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Slight Divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: CB
Links or Tree Lined?: Both
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Both
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? Early morning.
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? Absolutely
Your Overused Golf Sayings: F##K me
Quiet Player or Loud?: Quiet
Walk or Golf Cart?: Walk
Favourite Golf Quotes:
Best score for 9 holes: 38
Best score for 18 holes: 82
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 26 / 14 / 14
Best golfing memory: 3 day long weekend at Cobram Barooga just me and my mate playing 2 rounds each day with NO wives or kids involved.

First name: HULK
Height: 7 FOOT
Weight: 470 KG
Location: WHEREVER CARNAGE IS
Years Playing: ZERO
Righty or Lefty?: RIGHT
Home Course: NONE
What’s in the Bag?: WHAT, YOU HULK MOTHER OR SOMETHING?
Handicap: NO
Handicap Goal for 2012: GET HANDICAP, TURN PRO CRUSH FOWLER
Strengths: SUPERHUMAN
Weaknesses: YOU SERIOUS?
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: SMASH VILLAINS, WORK ON SHORT GAME
Your Golf Attire (usually): PURPLE SHORTS
Club Distances: 1 IRON – UP TO 500 METRE
Your Usual Ballflight: LOW, STRAIGHT
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: NO
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: WHAT YOU MEAN? DIVOT?
Blades or Cavity Backs?: BLADES
Links or Tree Lined? HULK NOT UNDERSTAND
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? YOU CONFUSING HULK
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? FIRST GROUP. HULK LOATHE SLOW PLAY
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? NO, HULK OOZE CONFIDENCE
Your Overused Golf Sayings: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Quiet Player or Loud?: HULK LOUD
Walk or Golf Cart?: CART ONLY FOR PUNY WEAKLING AND DESERVING RETIREE
Favourite Golf Quotes: NOT HAVE FAVOURITE
Best score for 9 holes: HULK NOT KEEP SCORE
Best score for 18 holes: DID HULK STUTTER???
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: NONE
Best golfing memory: HULK NEW AT GOLF. PLAYED ONCE LAST WEEK WHILE PROMOTE AVENGERS MOVIE (IN CINEMA NOW). HULK BORROW RUSTY ONE IRON, PITCH WEDGE AND PUTTER, DISCOVER HULK NATURAL BALL STRIKER WITH SURPRISINGLY DEFT TOUCH AROUND GREEN. NOW HOOKED AND WANT TO TURN PRO – DESTROY ORANGE MAN RICKIE FOWLER.

Hahaha, best profile ever

THANK YOU, 2 PUTTS. YOU HULK FRIEND. WHEN TURN PRO, HULK GIVE YOU FREE TICKETS TO AUGUSTA AND/OR SELECTION OF HULK’S GROUPIES.

First name: Aaron
Height: 5’10
Weight: 100kg
Location: Brisbane
Years Playing: 25 ish
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: None – 2 social clubs currently
What’s in the Bag?: Ping G20’s, almost a full set, filling my 3w-4i gap maybe tomorrow due to selling my old set on ebay yesterday = $$
Handicap: 16.2 & 19.
Handicap Goal for 2012: started 2012 off 25, aim is 12, not sure if I can get there, but gotta aim high in my view
Strengths: length, course management
Weaknesses: putting
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: some practice putts and some swings to loosen up … generally play very very early so this is the best I can manage
Your Golf Attire (usually): buying some new shoes tomorrow also, generally just club shirt and long pants, broad brimmed straw hat
Club Distances: Driver 240-275, 7i 160-165, PW 125-130.
Your Usual Ballflight: low, only my wedges and 9i get any great height
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: Just social clubs, never a member of any club
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: cavity
Links or Tree Lined?: trees generally
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? playing mostly
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? early morning
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? No, often my first drive is my best when there is a crowd, not the longest, but often very solid
Your Overused Golf Sayings: Need to be fully committed to this shot ! I just lacked committment /sigh.
Quiet Player or Loud?: I swear a bit when I really play bad, but nothing over the top
Walk or Golf Cart?: prefer to walk, like a slow round
Favourite Golf Quotes: none spring to mind
Best score for 9 holes: 39
Best score for 18 holes: 81 at Caboolture (had 76 with the last to play, double bogeyed a par 3 … dammit), Mt Warren Park & Nudgee South all circa 1995-2000
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: think I got down to about 14 at one point, social handicap … suspect I will approach that sort of mark soon and better it
Best golfing memory: My one and only eagle I guess, dumped a 6 iron from 155 on a par 5 when in my 20’s … i’m 42 now, a bit heavier and a lot longer than when i was skinny … eagle chances occur more often nowadays and I am hopefull that there is an eagle in my near future … had a 20 footer for eagle at St Lucia just a month or so ago after driving the green on a short par 4 … didn’t leave it short and easy birdie, but no eagle

Thanks for reading
Cheers

First name: Matt
Height: 5’11
Weight: 70kg
Location: Melbourne
Years Playing: 15 with 6 years off in the middle
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: Sunshine
What’s in the Bag?: Big Bertha 460 9 degree driver, Titleist 910F 3w & 5w, 909H 4 hybrid,titleist AP1 4-GW, 58 deg Vokey wedge, Odyssey white ice putter.
Handicap: 9.7
Handicap Goal for 2012: came baqck from 6 years off, thought I would come back to golf off 18, came back off 10, so now aiming to get to 7.
Strengths: length, short game
Weaknesses: hittting it straight
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: sneak a few balls on the range, particularly focus on practising shots I think I will have on the first three holes. Good confidence builder.
Your Golf Attire (usually): swear by my golf thermals in winter – keeps me loose when it is freezing.
Club Distances: Driver 240-275, 7i 160-165, PW 125-130.
Your Usual Ballflight: low with a draw, or a high block. A good recipe for army golf.
Have You Played Competitively? As a member and played junior pennants years ago.
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: depsends on club length. Short irons = divot.
Blades or Cavity Backs?: cavity
Links or Tree Lined?: trees generally
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? playing mostly
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? early morning
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? If I haven’t warmed up properly and know its likely I will put it in the drink left.
Your Overused Golf Sayings: bad shot = prolific swearing. Good shot = “I wont ask for that one back”
Quiet Player or Loud?: Dont mind a chat to myself, the ball, or playing partners.
Walk or Golf Cart?: prefer to walk, keeps me loose, and think it is faster that a cart with two players in it.
Favourite Golf Quotes: mate’s dad to himself: “Good shot f*^kface!” Said it so much we had a golf shirt embroidered with it for him.
Best score for 9 holes: 5 under (yeah but it was only at Royal Park)
Best score for 18 holes: 2 under at North Ryde late nineties.
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: highest – 25 (age 14) lowest – 7 (age 17) now 10 (age 31).
Best golfing memory: Shooting 80 off the championship markers at Kingston Heath at age 17. Was playing in an inter-school pennants championship. Got pumped 4 & 3 but couldn’t have played better.

First name: Troy
Height: 6’01”
Weight: 75kg
Location: Gold Coast
Years Playing: 25. 6 serious.19 casual. Trying to be serious again
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: Coplicks
What’s in the Bag?: Big Bertha 7 degree driver callaway 3,5 woods Ping Zing 2 irons, Cleveland cg15 56,60 degree wedges Ping Anser 2i putter
Handicap: 6.5
Handicap Goal for 2012: 5
Strengths: length, irons, putting
Weaknesses: 60m in at the moment due to lack of regular play.
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: no range or nets, so couple of warm up swings, 5 mins on practice green then off to it.
Your Golf Attire (usually): polo, trousers. Shorts in summer
Club Distances: Driver 240-275, 7i 160-165, PW 125-130.
Your Usual Ballflight: high with slight draw
Have You Played Competitively? Trialled junior pennants. Played a few district events. Usually just play club comp and try to lower the handicap some more.
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: cavity
Links or Tree Lined?: trees generally
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? playing mostly
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? early morning
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? No
Your Overused Golf Sayings: bad shot – self admonishing “aah Troy”...Good shot = “where’s that been all day?”
Quiet Player or Loud?: Quiet guy, quiet player.
Walk or Golf Cart?: walk, helps with tempo, distance and controlling the emotions after a bad shot.
Favourite Golf Quotes: ” hit it you skirt.”
Best score for 9 holes: 5 under. Howeston (royal birkdale)
Best score for 18 holes: 2 under ( as above)
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: highest – 17(age 17) lowest-2.5 (age 24) current 6.5 (about 5 rounds into the comeback after not having a handicap since 1998)
Best golfing memory: weird one. Was playing in a social club and there were about 40 guys all waiting at the first tee. One of the guys has skied his drive off the toe at right angles. It’s flown over some trees and landed on the 18th green some 60 m away and started tracking for the hole. The cheers and groans as it rolled towards the hole,finally lipping out, stopping about 2 inches away were something you don’t get to often.
Rewarding one. Anytime I’ve pulled off a shot when I really needed to.

First name:Matt
Height:167cm
Weight:92kegs
Location:Winchelsea
Years Playing:16 years, just started back after 10 years off
Righty or Lefty?:right
Home Course:Royal Winchelsea
What’s in the Bag?:Taylor made R9 460(9.5) Cobra 3W, Mizuno JPX 800 4-PW 52’, 58’ wedges, YES Elizabeth putter
Handicap:14.6
Handicap Goal for 2012: low teens
Strengths:On my day driving accuracy
Weaknesses: lack of consistency
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine:Chipping and putting, if time allows a few full shots
Your Golf Attire (usually):Adidas shoes, pants, sub70 shirts
Club Distances:Driver 220-240m, 7i 145-155m, PW 100-110m
Your Usual Ballflight:High
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: Junior and Senior pennant
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?:Cavity
Links or Tree Lined?:Links
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing?Mostly play sometimes range
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing?lunch time
Do You Get First Tee Jitters?Sometimes
Your Overused Golf Sayings:Weee up!
Quiet Player or Loud?:Quiet
Walk or Golf Cart?:Walk
Favourite Golf Quotes:
Best score for 9 holes:39
Best score for 18 holes:76(par 64 Apollo Bay)
Highest / lowest / current handicaps:27 when i started, 13 last week, 15 haven’t got 8 cards in yet
Best golfing memory:First game of junior pennant won 8&7!! played out my arse

First name: Wayne
Height: 180cm
Weight: 92kg
Location: Illawarra
Years Playing: 33
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: Russell Vale
What’s in the Bag?: Adams Redline Driver 9.5*, i20 3w, Adams a12 Pro 4-GW, Ghost Spider
Handicap: 11
Handicap Goal for 2012: 10
Strengths: Putting atm
Weaknesses: Short game greenside
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: 10 min on putting green
Your Golf Attire (usually): Polo, jeans, shorts in summer.
Club Distances: 6i 150m
Your Usual Ballflight: straight left, high right and straight when I get one.
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: No
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: Cavity
Links or Tree Lined?: Trees
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Just playing twice a month
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? early
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? Depends who’s there
Your Overused Golf Sayings: Fore
Quiet Player or Loud?: Quiet
Walk or Golf Cart?: Walk
Favourite Golf Quotes:
Best score for 9 holes: 2 under
Best score for 18 holes: 2 over (same round)
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: low 9 high 22
Best golfing memory: Playing a round with my two brothers shortly after our mum passed. We all had a great game that day and talked and laughed about our mum.

First name: Ross
Height: 184cm
Weight: 78kg
Location:Brisbane south
Years Playing: 20 years but away from game more than 10 of that
Righty or Lefty?:Right
Home Course:Windaroo + Mount warren
What’s in the Bag?:Wilson Satff tour bag, Wilson staff Ci7 Irons 4-GW, x105 shaft, Taylormade superfast Driver and 3 wood-stiff, Taylormade 3 hybrid, X-Jaws Crome sand wedge, Taylormade TP lob wedge 60*. Ping Zing 2 putter, Callawy Hex crome balls.
Handicap: 9
Handicap Goal for 2012/13: 5
Strengths: Driving, chipping, putting
Weaknesses: Irons, pitching
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine:Just a few puts and warmup swings, I do not practice often. Play better when i dont.. Just play at least 3 times a week instead
Your Golf Attire (usually):Slacks, TM burner Hat, Nike tour saddle shoes
Club Distances: Driver 250m, 3w 220m, 5 iron 170m, pw 110m
Your Usual Ballflight: Mid to high
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?:Just club comps
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Silly question!, depends on the shot and the club
Blades or Cavity Backs?:CB but like MB too
Links or Tree Lined?: Don’t matter, i’m fairly accurate
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing?Playing, Ranges suck!
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing?Anytime!
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? Sometimes, but mostly no
Your Overused Golf Sayings: FFS
Quiet Player or Loud?:Average
Walk or Golf Cart?: Always cart if possible, Walking is for pro’s and crazy people but i will walk if i have to without coplaint :)
Favourite Golf Quotes:FFS
Best score for 9 holes:-2
Best score for 18 holes:-1
Highest / lowest / current handicaps:15 – 5 – 9
Best golfing memory: Hole in one

First name: Angus

Height: 190cm

Weight: 90kgs

Location: Vic

Years Playing: Played for about 12, haven’t played for 5

Righty or Lefty?: Righty

Home Course: N/A

What’s in the Bag?: Can’t remember!

Handicap: N/A

Handicap Goal for 2012: Get one!

Strengths: Consistency

Weaknesses: Chipping

Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: Beer

Your Golf Attire (usually): Everyday attire

Club Distances: Drive 220m, 5 Iron 155m

Your Usual Ballflight: High fade

Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: No

Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Divot

Blades or Cavity Backs?: Both

Links or Tree Lined?: Trees

Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Playing

What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? Any

Do You Get First Tee Jitters? No

Your Overused Golf Sayings: F#$K! C%$T!

Quiet Player or Loud?: Loud

Walk or Golf Cart?: Walk

Favourite Golf Quotes: N/A

Best score for 9 holes: 34 (-2)

Best score for 18 holes: 76 (+4)

Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 32/9/N/A

Best golfing memory: First Eagle

First name: Dennis
Height: 5’ 8”
Weight: 90kg
Location: Sydeny South West
Years Playing: 35 ish
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: Cabramatta
What’s in the Bag?: Ping I10’s, Odessey 2 Ball putter, Titeleist 910 D2 Driver
Handicap: 6.6
Handicap Goal for 2012: 5.0, but playing to it is the challenge
Strengths: Putting and bunkers
Weaknesses: Driving and long irons
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: some practice putts and some swings to loosen up
Your Golf Attire (usually): Shorts all year unless super cold
Club Distances: Driver 220, 7i 135, PW 100.
Your Usual Ballflight: High, currently relearning to hit a draw to get rid of the gay fade which has crept in
Have You Played Competitivly?: All my life, no other way to play, all the better if there is a bet involved
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: cavity
Links or Tree Lined?: trees generally
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing?: playing mostly but practice once a week
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? Sparrow fart
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? No, too old for that
Your Overused Golf Sayings: What a chopper!!!
Quiet Player or Loud?: I swear a bit when I really play bad, but hard to shut up usually
Walk or Golf Cart?: prefer to walk,
Favourite Golf Quotes: Touch like a peadofille (sorry if it offends)
Best score for 9 holes: 33
Best score for 18 holes: 70 at Cabramatta, 4 birds/ 4 bogeys…
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 4.6, what a shock soon was back to normal…..8.0
Best golfing memory: Played St Andrews in 2011, Old Course, had 76 of the stick, 4 over, with a mate, so he can prove it. What a place, course was a bit disapointing golf wise , but steep in history

First name: Daniel
Height: 6’2
Location: Adelaide
Years Playing: 6 semi seriously, had the last couple off after a knee op.
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: None at moment, was Mt Lofty, about to join Westward Ho
What’s in the Bag?: Driver: Ping G5 10.5 degree FW: Ping G10 15.5 Hybrid: Ben Hogan Apex 2h, 19 degree Irons : Precept Cavity Back Wedge: Cleveland 900 54deg and 60deg Putter: Odyssey 2 ball or 2 ball belly putter, depending on how they are rolling
Handicap: 14.6
Handicap Goal for 2013: Single Figures
Strengths: Short game
Weaknesses: Hitting long irons / driver where I am aiming
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: Stretch, a few practice swings, practice putting and chipping.
Your Golf Attire (usually): Shorts in summer, trousers in winter, adidas or nike polo, cap, adidas 360 shoes
Club Distances: Driver 240 5 iron 170 7 iron 145 PW 110

Your Usual Ballflight: lowish, draw with longer irons, slight fade with shorter irons
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: Just club comps
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: little divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: cavity backs
Links or Tree Lined?: either
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? both
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? Probably morning, especially in summer
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? Not really
Your Overused Golf Sayings: Get down!
Quiet Player or Loud?: Don’t mind a chat…
Walk or Golf Cart?: wlk, usually
Best score for 18 holes: 79
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 23.3 / 14.6 / 14.6
Best golfing memory: Holing a six footer on the last for that 79.

Welcome dan42, hope you enjoy it here. There are a few SA bods around and I’m sure they’d be happy to have a hit with you. Post in Golf Days thread if you are looking for a game.

First name: Peter
Height: 6’ 1”
Weight: I was born in the days when meat was cheap.
Location: Swan Hill
Years Playing: 1 & a bit (regularly) or 15 (occasional beer round)
Righty or Lefty?: Righty
Home Course: Murray Downs
What’s in the Bag?: Callaway FT-9 13 driver, Adams Idea A7OS 2-4 hybrids, Wilson Staff Di11 5-PW/GW irons, Wilson Staff FG Tour 52 & 58* wedges, Yes Christina putter.
Handicap: 25
Handicap Goal for 2013: 18 would be nice
Strengths: Good shots
Weaknesses: Crap shots
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: Small bucket, a few puts, and a few chips.
Your Golf Attire (usually): Shorts & polo
Club Distances: Driver 1-270m, 7i 155m, GW 105m, Putter half way to hole.
Your Usual Ballflight: High
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: No, nowhere, never
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: Cavity
Links or Tree Lined?: No preference
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Playing
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? No preference
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? No
Your Overused Golf Sayings: ‘Hit it you idiot’ (putting)
Quiet Player or Loud?: Quiet
Walk or Golf Cart?: Walk
Favourite Golf Quotes: Don’t have one
Best score for 9 holes: Not sure
Best score for 18 holes: 97
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 33/25/25
Best golfing memory: Missing an eagle by about two inches on the 17th at Barham (4 hybrid approach). Hopefully do something more memorable one of these days…

rst name: Matt
Height: 6’
Weight: 90 kgs
Location: ACT
Years Playing: 2, on and off for a while
Righty or Lefty?: Righty
Home Course: Murrumbidgee
What’s in the Bag?: 910 D2, 910 FD, 910 H,Wilson Staff fg tour v2 4-pw, scratch 52,56,69 lots of putters.
Handicap: 17
Handicap Goal for 2013: 14
Strengths: Playstation
Weaknesses: my new found addiction to golf
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: Pick up my card and head to the tee
Your Golf Attire (usually): Pants, polo top
Club Distances: Driver 285m, 7i 155m, GW 100m,
Your Usual Ballflight: High
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: Nope
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Clean
Blades or Cavity Backs?: cavity
Links or Tree Lined?: Really only have tree lined in ACT so…
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Playing
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? No preference
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? Depends who else is on the tee
Your Overused Golf Sayings: Good driver – beautiful break foot.
Quiet Player or Loud?: Quiet
Walk or Golf Cart?: Walk
Favourite Golf Quotes: ...
Best score for 9 holes: ?
Best score for 18 holes: 82
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 28/16/17
Best golfing memory: a round a Bintan GC

Thought I would finally put up my profile:
First name: Craig (obvious enough?)
Height: not much… 165cm
Weight: too much…. 76ish kg
Location: Melbourne
Years Playing: 20 (with a 8 year break where I didnt pick up a club)
Righty or Lefty?: Rh
Home Course: dont have one
What’s in the Bag?:
-TM R7 TP with (genuine Xcon 6.1 S Shaft)
-Adams F11 Ti 3 & 5 W
-Bridgestone J40 DPC (NSPro 950GH SR)
-Mizuno T11 wedges 55 & 60
-Ram Zebra putter
Handicap: Current 9
Handicap Goal for 2013: 4
Strengths: Driving & shotmaking
Weaknesses: short game and long irons
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: 1hr warm up incl stretching, range and putting
Your Golf Attire (usually): well dressed but nothing too loud
Club Distances: 0 yards to 330 yards
Your Usual Ballflight: high
Have You Played Competitively? yes – provincial Where? NZ When?: before I gave up for 10 years
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: small divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: progressive cavity backs
Links or Tree Lined?: Tree lined
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Playing
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? Morning
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? No
Your Overused Golf Sayings: F%K
Quiet Player or Loud?: both
Walk or Golf Cart?: walk when cold cart when v hot
Favourite Golf Quotes: F%K
Best score for 9 holes: 29 (par 36)
Best score for 18 holes: 63 (par 72)
lowest handicap: 0
Best golfing memory: Winning the Auckland champion of Champions age 16, & lipping out for 61 then lipping out for 62…

there done

Your a top little bloke DJ, was a pleasure to meet you.

Your a top little bloke DJ, was a pleasure to meet you.

The greatest game ever played.
First Life Member of the Secret Squirrel Society.
SEQ Captain.

He also seems like a burglar….lowest h’cap 0, now off 9!!!!! ;-)

165 cm and wins the long drive comp at Curlewis last Sunday by miles. Very good ‘little’ player who owes me $20. ;-)

Keep reminding me Francie… I don’t usually forget but you never know in my old age.
F’n bank stuffed up my cards… Still waiting for a replacement

Cheers waffle – your not so bad yourself, doesn’t matter what the rest of those other guys say ;p

He’s a cheeky little fella :)

First name: Joe
Height: 177-ish
Weight: To much!
Location: Canberra
Years Playing: 25-ish
Righty or Lefty?: I stand on the correct side of the ball!!
Home Course: Royal Sydney & Federal GC
What’s in the Bag?: Basically Titleist, new 712 MB’s rule!
Handicap: 6
Handicap Goal for 2012: To stay away from the dreaded anchor!
Strengths: Grinding
Weaknesses: Chipping
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: A beer, if I’m super prepared, 2!
Your Golf Attire (usually): Golf clothes
Club Distances: can pump them out there but am more than happy to take an extra club and swing smooth
Your Usual Ballflight: Draw
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: Yes, club comps every week, inter club comps, Sydney Interclub and pennants.
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Depends on the shot but mostly a divot.
Blades or Cavity Backs?: BLADES!!!
Links or Tree Lined?: I love links golf. Golf is a ground game.
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Both is required to improve.
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? Anytime
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? In pennants
Your Overused Golf Sayings: that’s half a doz!
Quiet Player or Loud?: neither
Walk or Golf Cart?: Golf is a walking sport. If you don’t have a medical certificate, get off your arse!
Favourite Golf Quotes: That’s a cousin-ball, it’s up there but your not proud of it!
Best score for 9 holes: -4
Best score for 18 holes: -1 (in club champs off the plates)
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 24/3/6
Best golfing memory: just all the good times with friends and family. Golf has given me so much.

First name?: Lowlife
Height?: 178cm
Weight?: 83kg
Location?: Orange N.S.W.
Years playing?: 1yr
Lefty or righty?: righty
Home course?: Bloomfield
What’s in the bag?: sticks and balls
Handicap?: 18
Handicap goal for 2013?: 12
Strengths?: chipping
Weaknesses?: driving, putting, long irons
Your typical pre round routine?: wake up get dressed stop at maccas on the way
Golfing attire?: clothes
Club distances?: 5 iron 140-145 and so on, driver 200-220
Your usual ball flight?: fade
Have you played competitively?: yes most weekends
Pick the ball cleanly, or divot?: both but mainly divot
Blades or cavity back?: cavity back
Links or tree lined?: never played links
Range rat or gain experience by playing?: playing
What time of day do you prefer to play?: 7.15 – 8.30
Do you get first tee jitters?: I think I’m starting to get rid of them
Your over used golf sayings?: get in the hole or f?? Idiot piece of s? .??.?..?
Quiet player or loud?: quiet usually
Walk or cart?: usually walk but just had a knee reco so carting it for now
Favorite golf quotes?: ????
Best score for 9 holes?: 39
Best score for 18 holes?: 83
Highest / lowest / current handicap? 25 / 18 / 18
Best golfing memory? Social rounds with the mates

First name: Darren
Height: 173cm
Weight: 78kg
Location: Geelong
Years Playing: 7
Righty or Lefty?: Right
Home Course: Elcho Park

What’s in the Bag?:
Driver: Nike VR Pro Limited Edition in s flex 9.5 degree
Fairway: Cleveland Launcher FL 15 degree s flex
Hybrid: Nicklaus JN460 20 degree r flex
Irons: Cleveland CG16 tour 4-pw s flex
Wedges: Cleveland CG16 52/10, 56/14, 60/8
Putter: John letters Sivler Swan SS6 with fatso 85gram grip

Handicap: 21
Handicap Goal for 2013: 10
Strengths: Recovery shots from trees (lots of practice)
Weaknesses: inconsistency overall
Your Typical Pre-Round Routine: a bottle of powerade from the pro-shop a few putts, a few chips, a loosener on the practice fairway with an old ball found during the last round and then I am off

Your Golf Attire (usually): Neat casual

Club Distances:
Driver 245m
5 iron 160m
PW 95m

Your Usual Ballflight: Mid-High
Have You Played Competitively? Where? When?: every 2-3 weeks, usually at Elcho but will drop in as a visitor if the chance arises elsewhere
Pick The Ball Cleanly, or Divot?: Small divot
Blades or Cavity Backs?: CB’s
Links or Tree Lined?: Links – minus the wind
Range Rat or Gain Experience By Playing? Play
What Time of Day Do You Prefer Playing? early morning, prior to 8am
Do You Get First Tee Jitters? No
Your Overused Golf Sayings: Golf would be good without the f*ing trees, water, sand and wind!!
Quiet Player or Loud?: Quiet
Walk or Golf Cart?: Walk
Favourite Golf Quotes: I thought Ned Kelly had been hung? (usually during stableford comp)
Best score for 9 holes: 38
Best score for 18 holes: 79
Highest / lowest / current handicaps: 35 / 20.2 / 21
Best golfing memory: winning my first comp round by 3 points,
although not a great memory getting done by a 14 yr old 7&6 in matchplay has provided fuel for some friendly banter over time